The Danelaw
@the-danelaw.bsky.social
Jörvikshire Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the Court of the Bretwalda in Wülferhampton. Bloody Foreigner and Wülferhamptonian. Been a bit of a Cnut since 865AD. Skön. No jam, no cream.
And all you want is four drinks coasters and a picture frame but you have to walk around the whole thing like it’s the Pennine Way.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
And all you want is four drinks coasters and a picture frame but you have to walk around the whole thing like it’s the Pennine Way.
We need that recipe.
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We need that recipe.
I’ve definitely heard this before. It involves stranded tourists hitching a ride.
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’ve definitely heard this before. It involves stranded tourists hitching a ride.
This is a claim to fame and no mistake.
Hope you are doing ok.
Hope you are doing ok.
October 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is a claim to fame and no mistake.
Hope you are doing ok.
Hope you are doing ok.
A circus? On your head? 🤡🎪🎡🎠
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A circus? On your head? 🤡🎪🎡🎠
They are no use for anything except souvlaki.
October 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
They are no use for anything except souvlaki.
I think Mrs Danelaw would have something to say about that.
October 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think Mrs Danelaw would have something to say about that.
Their information is slightly out of date.
October 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Their information is slightly out of date.
Not even if you’re paying your Danegeld. We accept gold, swords, and jewellery.
October 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Not even if you’re paying your Danegeld. We accept gold, swords, and jewellery.
I remember the American colleague who came over to England and tried to pay for a taxi in dollars.
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I remember the American colleague who came over to England and tried to pay for a taxi in dollars.
I should think not. We’re quite gristly.
September 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I should think not. We’re quite gristly.
I’ll bring the flaming brands.
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I’ll bring the flaming brands.
It’s very silly Regency cosplay. Mostly harmless.
September 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
It’s very silly Regency cosplay. Mostly harmless.
My kingdom for a Norse!
- Some Norman King.
- Some Norman King.
September 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My kingdom for a Norse!
- Some Norman King.
- Some Norman King.
Dangerous socialist tendencies.
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Dangerous socialist tendencies.
Has he visited any detention centres?
September 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Has he visited any detention centres?
That depends on your level of Norseness.
September 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That depends on your level of Norseness.
Our father who art in Haven
Harald be thy name.
Harald be thy name.
August 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Our father who art in Haven
Harald be thy name.
Harald be thy name.
I didn’t miss anything…
August 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I didn’t miss anything…
It’s a way of getting money into the reserves to pay for the game wardens who protect the animals from poachers.
August 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s a way of getting money into the reserves to pay for the game wardens who protect the animals from poachers.
There isn’t one. There is lots of evidence to that effect. War, dictatorship, natural disasters, disease, famine, disability, genetic disorders, infertility, poverty. It’s like he prefers most people miserable.
August 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
There isn’t one. There is lots of evidence to that effect. War, dictatorship, natural disasters, disease, famine, disability, genetic disorders, infertility, poverty. It’s like he prefers most people miserable.