The Denali
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The Denali
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· Sep 25
The “thin blue line” refers to the blue sharpie cops carry around to write left wing slogans on shell casings found near mass shootings.
Strong Floor No Ceiling
a sign that says welcome to the arena
ALT: a sign that says welcome to the arena
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November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Strong Floor No Ceiling
If you could see a man’s dick size as readily as you could see a woman’s boobs size, a lot of men would shut the fuck up.
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you could see a man’s dick size as readily as you could see a woman’s boobs size, a lot of men would shut the fuck up.
Don’t start
Believin…
Let go of this feelin…
Believin…
Let go of this feelin…
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Don’t start
Believin…
Let go of this feelin…
Believin…
Let go of this feelin…
Sometimes I think about the fact that the whole of humanity has been dragged forward kicking and screaming by a couple genetically superior geniuses while the vast hordes of us just shit, fuck and eat, and try as hard as possible to keep us in the dark ages.
People: How much faith do you have in the human race?
Me:
Me:
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sometimes I think about the fact that the whole of humanity has been dragged forward kicking and screaming by a couple genetically superior geniuses while the vast hordes of us just shit, fuck and eat, and try as hard as possible to keep us in the dark ages.
Sure, you’ve read “Everyone Poops” but have you read “Everyone Reads ‘Everyone Poops’” the sequel?
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sure, you’ve read “Everyone Poops” but have you read “Everyone Reads ‘Everyone Poops’” the sequel?
It’s pretty clear that SAS took the paycheck to attempt to siphon black voters from the democrats. I tend to think it’s a fools mission since SAS’s popularity is mostly an illusion. If you stop showing ESPN at bars, gyms, restaurants and airports his shows have no viewership.
This dude SAS really seems to think we’re all fools.
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s pretty clear that SAS took the paycheck to attempt to siphon black voters from the democrats. I tend to think it’s a fools mission since SAS’s popularity is mostly an illusion. If you stop showing ESPN at bars, gyms, restaurants and airports his shows have no viewership.
Not that it’s not a good thing but does anyone else think it’s weird that the idea of a wall on the southern border is completely gone from the MAGA mindset? Did they just forget about it? That was a mainstay of 2016 maga and I haven’t heard it mentioned once since 2022
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Not that it’s not a good thing but does anyone else think it’s weird that the idea of a wall on the southern border is completely gone from the MAGA mindset? Did they just forget about it? That was a mainstay of 2016 maga and I haven’t heard it mentioned once since 2022
I really want someone to buy me the Italian Brainrot Advent Calendar for Christmas.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I really want someone to buy me the Italian Brainrot Advent Calendar for Christmas.
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The new game of the year contender is bird game 3. But don’t choose hummingbird or you will get laughed at
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The new game of the year contender is bird game 3. But don’t choose hummingbird or you will get laughed at
One thing I always find hilarious is how people who’s only hobby is drinking till they get black out drunk and having meaningless sex with strangers think people who enjoy going home and playing video games are sad losers.
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One thing I always find hilarious is how people who’s only hobby is drinking till they get black out drunk and having meaningless sex with strangers think people who enjoy going home and playing video games are sad losers.
Just found out the AT&T Data Breach Incident(s) I was involved in are likely to pay 7500 dollars!! Putting trust in a company with little to no online security to protect my data was the best financial decision I made this year.
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just found out the AT&T Data Breach Incident(s) I was involved in are likely to pay 7500 dollars!! Putting trust in a company with little to no online security to protect my data was the best financial decision I made this year.
My life would be much better if i had a stunt penis to stand in whenever I was required to whip it out
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November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My life would be much better if i had a stunt penis to stand in whenever I was required to whip it out
In the 1990s, Dolphins were being pushed as the most regal and intelligent animals on the planet, possibly capable of eclipsing our own intelligence. Now, they are seen as forceful gooners that have huge ocean sex orgies that last for weeks. They need a new PR guy.
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In the 1990s, Dolphins were being pushed as the most regal and intelligent animals on the planet, possibly capable of eclipsing our own intelligence. Now, they are seen as forceful gooners that have huge ocean sex orgies that last for weeks. They need a new PR guy.
The weirdest Mandela effect is the one for which it’s named. I believe the South African Government just lied and told millions of people that Mandela died before he was actually freed from prison and that’s why they remember that “different timeline.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The weirdest Mandela effect is the one for which it’s named. I believe the South African Government just lied and told millions of people that Mandela died before he was actually freed from prison and that’s why they remember that “different timeline.”
Kind of crazy that in this country, in 2025, the Nazis and Jews have joined up to fight Muslims
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Kind of crazy that in this country, in 2025, the Nazis and Jews have joined up to fight Muslims
The first Thanksgiving was celebrated when barbaric chimps with with crinkled hands came down from the trees, driven ravenous and crazed by hunger and slaughtered every wild turkey on the American frontier. Stakes were driven into the fresh bloody soil and turkey carcasses were hung in triumph.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The first Thanksgiving was celebrated when barbaric chimps with with crinkled hands came down from the trees, driven ravenous and crazed by hunger and slaughtered every wild turkey on the American frontier. Stakes were driven into the fresh bloody soil and turkey carcasses were hung in triumph.
I get a lil jelly seeing it snow in the football games
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I get a lil jelly seeing it snow in the football games
I’ve got this new theory that there is a direct relationship between affluence and the amount of times a year there is a full gravy boat on your dining room table.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve got this new theory that there is a direct relationship between affluence and the amount of times a year there is a full gravy boat on your dining room table.
Whenever someone insinuates your fat, fuck them, but also, thank them, then use it to fuel your weight loss.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Whenever someone insinuates your fat, fuck them, but also, thank them, then use it to fuel your weight loss.
Nurse: “So do you drink, smoke, or use any narcotics?”
Me: “Hell yeah, I’m down for anything we should hang out sometime.”
Me: “Hell yeah, I’m down for anything we should hang out sometime.”
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nurse: “So do you drink, smoke, or use any narcotics?”
Me: “Hell yeah, I’m down for anything we should hang out sometime.”
Me: “Hell yeah, I’m down for anything we should hang out sometime.”
This year I’m thankful for tra la lero tra la la and tong tong tong tong tong, 6 7
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This year I’m thankful for tra la lero tra la la and tong tong tong tong tong, 6 7
My son in his Bugatti
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My son in his Bugatti
People who use the American flag as decor are an interesting bunch
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
People who use the American flag as decor are an interesting bunch
I’m just now learning that Target tricked a bunch of people into thinking they were bringing back Black Friday only to give them some cheap candy and a box of Uno cards lmao
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m just now learning that Target tricked a bunch of people into thinking they were bringing back Black Friday only to give them some cheap candy and a box of Uno cards lmao