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TheCortex
@the-cortex.bsky.social
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A mostly NSFW author currently infected with untreatable Good Omens brainrot. Also Sandman, Firefly, The Magicians, BG3, and a handful of other, even tinier fandoms

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheCortex/works
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Teaser from a project I'm not supposed to talk much about

#goodomens #fanfiction #goodomensfanfiction #goodomensfanfic #ineffablehusbands #archiveofourown #WIP #ao3 #futurensfw #goodomensnsfw #crowley #aziraphale
It was true, Aziraphale realized as he forced himself to breathe evenly. The only demonic signature in the shop came from Crowley himself, standing less than an arm’s length away, his uncovered eyes buttery and soft and *happy*. Aziraphale’s jaw was beginning to ache where he clenched his teeth. “And *this*?” he demanded, jerking an arm up.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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WITH THE PUPPY AND THE BALL, OH MY GAWD

#goodomens #staged #davidtennant #georgiatennant #michaelsheen #annalundberg #halloween
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Another #goodomens teaser 😉

#fanfiction #goodomensfanfiction #goodomensfanfic #ineffablehusbands #archiveofourown #WIP #ao3 #goodomensnsfw #crowley #aziraphale
His smallclothes had gotten rucked up by Crowley’s teasing touch, fabric bunched in the crease between leg and groin, leaving a stretch of pale thigh unobstructed. Crowley stamped open-mouthed prayers of devotion into Aziraphale’s fair skin, eyes closed and fingers dimpling the places where they held him fast. The noise Crowley made as touch-starved muscles jumped and twitched beneath his lips was darkly pleased, a predator who had cornered its prey. Feeling unmoored, Aziraphale covered Crowley’s hands with his own, clinging to him in order to restore a sense of balance that had nothing to do with his legs.
October 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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It's that time again, kids, so repeat after me: Boots BEFORE corset

#goodomens #fanart #goodomensfanart #art #digitalart #crowley
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Sheraton! I'm inside you!

#goodomens #goodomensevents #goodomensfandom #fanmeeting #fanmeetup #Philly #philadelphia
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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So, this learning curve with my tablet is kinda fun

#goodomens #fanart #goodomensfanart #goodomensnsfw #crowley
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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In the #Philly area? Have a free Saturday? Wanna hang out with other #goodomens fans? Check out The Ineffable Society meetup! More info on Discord - link in the comments!

#goodomens #cosplay #goodomensevents #goodomensfandom #philly #philadelphia #philadelphiaarea #fanmeeting #fanmeetup
October 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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A first draft of some yummy #angst

#goodomens #fanfiction #goodomensfanfiction #goodomensfanfic #ineffablehusbands #archiveofourown #WIP #ao3 #goodomensnsfw #crowley #aziraphale
Hands, shoving at his shoulders. “Crowley, stop. Stop!” A lifetime of obeying Aziraphale’s every whim made Crowley slam to a halt mid-thrust. The taunt he had ready–-oh come on, a little overstimulation never killed anyone–-died on his tongue as he looked up. Aziraphale was resolutely staring at the remains of the couch, alternating pink and pale splotches colouring his face. A sick horror grew in Crowley’s chest as he slipped free, taking in Aziraphale’s rapid blinks and the red beginning to rim his eyes. Aziraphale *never* cried, not where he could be seen. And yet, there he was, his throat working in the thick swallow of someone afraid to open their mouth lest a sob escape. Crowley sat back on his heels, heart twisting. Cathartic as this had been, he hadn’t really thought his barbs could pierce the impenetrable stone armour of Heaven. He could run into the wall of Aziraphale’s wrath forever if it meant that he would get those stolen moments of touch. Without it he was floundering, having gotten too much of what he wanted only to find that he hadn’t actually *wanted* it at all.
October 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Friends! Foes! Those still under review! Come hang out at our FREE meetup!! Join our Discord (link in comments) for more details or just to chat with fans around the world!

#goodomens #cosplay #goodomensevents #goodomensfandom #philly #philadelphia #philadelphiaarea #fanmeeting #fanmeetup
October 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Mmm, yeah. Lady #crowley can step on me

#goodomens #goodomensgraphicnovel
October 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Less than a dozen pages into the #goodomensgraphicnovel and I'm already finding new reaction images 😂

#goodomens
October 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Anyone both a #goodomens fan and a #webdev? Could really use your skills rn
October 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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THE UNIVERSE HEARD ME!!! Thank you @colleendoran.bsky.social @goodomenshq.bsky.social and every person who made this gorgeous thing possible!

#goodomens #goodomensgraphicnovel
October 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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A #goodomens #quiz! Which line from the Final Fifteen are you?

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October 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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FUCK CENSORSHIP!!!
#goodomens #fanfiction #goodomensfanfiction #goodomensfanfic #ineffablehusbands #archiveofourown #ao3 #goodomensnsfw #crowley #aziraphale #fisting
"Relax," Aziraphale said quietly, obviously striving for soothing in the heat of their inferno. "I don’t want to hurt you." "H- hurt me with what?" Crowley’s stomach tensed, anticipation buzzing beneath his skin. In answer, Aziraphale folded his thumb tight to his palm and pressed deeper. The widest part of his hand caught on the firm ring of muscle that could either deny him entry—or relax to welcome him inside. Crowley scrabbled for purchase on the chair, scoring splintered lines along the wood as he stared at the skylight overhead and Aziraphale worked his magic with tiny little rocking motions. The moment that Aziraphale’s hand clenched into a fist, scales exploded across Crowley’s face, rippling down his spine and up his feet. He would have fucking *come* from it, were it not for the sacred band holding his very essence at bay. Crowley groaned another curse, the fiery stretch putting a sharpened edge on the all-encompassing pleasure, the pressure of being stuffed full in a way he’d never been before and now could never go without. He forced himself to *breathe*, air sucked in and puffed out from between his teeth. Now that he had *this*, his mind ran rampant. Maybe Aziraphale would shift his hand so that he could make room for his cock, fucking his own fist inside of Crowley. Maybe he would see how open Crowley could spread for him, working the fingers of his other hand in until he could lace all ten together. Maybe he would– –look like he’d just seen God Herself. Aziraphale looked astonished, in awe, just as Crowley had been. When he spoke, his voice was reverent.
September 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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#goodomens #fanfiction #goodomensfanfiction #goodomensfanfic #ineffablehusbands #archiveofourown #WIP #ao3 #futurensfw #goodomensnsfw #crowley #aziraphale
Aziraphale wouldn’t die in Hellfire; no, his self-immolation would be here, now, taking in ragged breaths while Crowley’s sinful fingers undid the clips at his back. White was beginning to colour the edges of his vision, a star-spangled veil laid over a black vignette, shining brighter when Crowley smiled. A heat that had nothing to do with Aziraphale’s molten need ignited across his lips as he wetted them, the sharp tingle a reminder that this was *real*. Every ribald imagining he’d ever had might well manifest in the atrium of his own damned bookshop. "God, please.” The words burst from Aziraphale like he’d been holding them in all evening. And maybe he had—from the moment that Crowley had pressed a guiding hand to his back, he’d wanted whatever Crowley was offering.
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Yo, yo #ao3 buddies. New canon tags just dropped. And there's STILL NOT pining while fucking? C'mon tag wranglers

#archiveofourown
September 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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A little something to cool you down maybe? ☺️
September 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Or perhaps this could be of assistance?
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Let me help you with that
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Yo #Philly people! You should come hang with us! Discord link in comments

#goodomens #goodomensevents #goodomensfandom #theineffablesociety #ineffablemeetup #fanmeetup #fanmeeting #crowley #aziraphale #goodomens2
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Friends, I hate to be That Guy, but my cat is sick. If anyone has ANYTHING to spare, I would be forever grateful. Please. She's only 3

#caturday
September 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM