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The Core, Thanksgiving Enjoyer
@the-core.bsky.social
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Your HR lady’s favorite HR lady. Likes: music, Oregon/DC sports, games, baking, travel, Bru the dog. Dislikes: bad faith arguments, blue drinks, and the Washington Huskies. Portland Pickles superfan.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, "What would Jesus do?" Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Gotta grab some of that Ol’ Speckled Hen
A pint of beer, a football game, and an itchy dog
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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CAN’T WAIT FOR OREGON FOOTBALL TONIGHT MAYBE I’LL START DRINKING TO DULL THE PAIN
A screen cap oh a young woman grimacing under the title “Oregon vs Iowa 2025” and honestly, whoever you are, same
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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DNA tests for Goebbels, Himmler, and Göring incoming
Popular World War II songs often mocked Hitler's anatomy but lacked any scientific basis.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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More mixed signals than replacement refs imo
The end of a Seattle-Green Bay football game. In the end zone, one referee is signaling a touchdown while another standing RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO HIM is signaling incomplete pass with equal fervor
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Sorry what
Cowboy hat giveaway for Friday’s game vs Minnesota
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Done! With homemade bread
Chicken corn chowder with homemade bread
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Who up chickening their corn chowder
A fully loaded chicken corn chowder with bacon and potato
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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lol

lmao
HALDEMAN: ... [These guys [the burglars] apparently are a pretty competent bunch of people, and they've been doing other things very well, apparently.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Per the book (which I still have btw)
JUNE 20, 1972: THE PRESIDENT AND HALDEMAN, 11:26 A.M.-12:45 P.M., EXECUTIVE OFFICE BUILDING This is the highly publicized "18½-minute gap." Technical and scientific investigations determined that the tape had been electronically erased by unknown persons some time after Alexander P. Butterfield revealed the existence of the Nixon Administration taping system in 1973. H. R. Haldeman's diary entry for this date talks about lengthy meetings with John Ehrlichman, John Mitchell, and John Dean, which concluded that it was necessary to keep the FBI from going "beyond what's necessary in developing evidence and that we can keep a lid on that." Haldeman said that he and the President talked about "our counterattack" and "PR offen-sive."
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Monty Python’s Meaning of Life (1983)
Seafood mousse in a very distressing fish-like shape
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY WHEN COMPANY COMES

Serve them this and then they’ll never come round again
“If you want to be happy when company comes…” serve them this Super Supper Salad loaf, which is 1.5 lbs of gelatinized bologna hollowed out with mushy peas shoved inside The radish roses are kinda cute though
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I don’t want to know what the “fast frost way” is
A Best Foods ad with a recipe for “Monterey Soufflé Salad” - which is essentially a mayonnaise Bundt jello mold with dog food in the middle and an Eye-of-Sauron olive on top
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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🚂🚂 ALL ABOARD THE MEATLOAF TRAIN 🚂🚂
A recipe for a meat loaf train - “Just the dish to enchant the young ones at any party” It’s a meat loaf train. On a bed of mashed potatoes which have not been flavored
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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It’s called Silhouette Salad because you’ll be purging so much after eating this there’ll be nothing left of you
An advert for Knox gelatin featuring SILHOUETTE SALAD, which is essentially a cream of chicken jello mold in a ring shape. It’s touted as a low-calorie treat for weight loss
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Honey what’s wrong you barely touched your ham fruit salad
An advert for “fruit salad with character” which touts the dish as “Really different! Ham and salad molded in one loaf!” It is actually just a loaf of chopped ham salad with a can of Del Monte fruit cocktail spread on top
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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What’s that you said? Pie Plate Salad?!
An absolutely atrocious dish called pie plate salad that looks like a pie but is 90% aspic and canned mixed veggies
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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You joke but
Pope Bob, c. 1982, as the third blues brother (Via Christopher Hale in Letters from Leo Substack)
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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ESPN’s latest playoff projections and if the Dan Lanning era becomes the “amazing regular season but gets boatraced by Ohio State in the playoffs” era I’m going to scream
First-round games On campus, Dec. 19 and 20 No. 12 South Florida (American champ) at No. 5 Georgia No. 11 Georgia Tech (ACC champ) at No. 6 Ole Miss No. 10 Texas at No. 7 Texas Tech (Big 12 champ) No. 9 Notre Dame at No. 8 Oregon Quarterfinal games At the Goodyear Cotton Bowl, Capital One Orange Bowl, Rose Bowl Presented by Prudential and Allstate Sugar Bowl on Dec. 31 and Jan. 1. No. 12 South Florida/No. 5 Georgia winner vs. No. 4 Alabama No. 11 Georgia Tech/No. 6 Ole Miss winner vs. No. 3 Texas A&M No. 10 Texas/No. 7 Texas Tech winner vs. No. 2 Indiana No. 9 Notre Dame/No. 8 Oregon winner vs. No. 1 Ohio State
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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GUYS THEY HAVE ONBOARD RADIO INSERTS
MARBULA ONE with Mimo Radio
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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NOPE NOT FALLING FOR THIS
Oregon in the same chunk of the graph as Alabama and TAMU
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Balatro players:

Pop this bad boy in with the erratic deck and feel your brain exploding
Balatro seed 7LB2WVPK - use with the erratic deck for maximum effect
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Bonus points if you can tell me why Bru is laying in wait like a gator
Brutus the dog, on his back, teefs exposed
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com BARAKA UPDATE
Baraka the rat cleared almost 2200 square meters of land in Angola last month, scanning for mines and other explosives
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The look of a dog who very much wants the pizza in your hand but not the pizza that was put in his bowl
Poor starving dog
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM