OMG. That face. Talk about 1000 words worth.
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Here at The Cloister, we'd all get a pair. Or three! Yes, please!

Here at The Cloister, we notice you have not one but two pens in your pocket. We know all about pen pickpockets. Our pen collection grows by the hundreds every day. We're adept at stealing other people's pens — like in banks, they have so many. It's a good thing we are so far away. But, now we know.

Yes, but here at The Cloister, we are wondering which smurf are you. Obviously, we think of ourselves and versions of Gargamel, but we're sure you have a smurf name all of your own.

Not happy. Here there or anywhere. Not happy at The Cloister.

Oh, oh. Here at The Cloister we are wondering what will become of said shorts and if efforts are being made to enshrine them adequately. Miracles have happened because of them shorts!

Here at The Cloister, our librarian, Clinton, is a stickler for exhaustive research. When he saw Carney's revealing backside, he intuited a front must exist too. After scouring the Web, his search yielded not just Oohs! in appreciation but an increase of black knickers ordered online was also noted.

Here at The Cloister, we're members of the Tartan Army. Whether at home, World Cup, European Cup, friendly or foe, we love the tartan lads! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and a stadium full of Scots who can boogie, all night long! 🕺🏼🪩

Encore! 🤭🤣

😳 Oh! 😳 Oh! Here at The Cloister, we encourage such sporting behavior. More of it, please! Oh! 👏

😳 Bravo?

🤭🤣 Amen, sister Gretchen! Preach!

Here at The Cloister, Cleworth is well-liked (adored, really) and we couldn't be happier for the lad. We do hope he survived the latest Vegas sojourn. We'd hate for him to be an addition to the roster of the things that 'stay in Vegas.' We want him back, in any shape or form!

Here at The Cloister, we're not sure about this. With our muffin tops, dadbods, and the multitude of sins hidden under our loose (and we mean HomeDepot tarp fit loose) habits, we might detract from whatever such kits are trying to achieve. We'll stick to admiring it on other more deserving bods.

Just knowing someone who gets the reference in and of itself is reward enough. You are adored!

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