TheCleric | (No longer) CEO of Germany
@the-cleric.bsky.social
A guy who loves editing and does funny stuff on YouTube,
a so called "Content Creator" /ˈkɒn.tent kriˌeɪ.tər/
Certified Gamer™ and gambling addict
a so called "Content Creator" /ˈkɒn.tent kriˌeɪ.tər/
Certified Gamer™ and gambling addict
Pinned
I wish German people were real
It's actually so fucking funny to me when I can jumpscare my community by speaking fluent English...
My viewers are so used to me speaking German that me speaking full English sentences suddenly sounds funny
And I love everything about that
My viewers are so used to me speaking German that me speaking full English sentences suddenly sounds funny
And I love everything about that
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It's actually so fucking funny to me when I can jumpscare my community by speaking fluent English...
My viewers are so used to me speaking German that me speaking full English sentences suddenly sounds funny
And I love everything about that
My viewers are so used to me speaking German that me speaking full English sentences suddenly sounds funny
And I love everything about that
I FUCKING CANNOT
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I FUCKING CANNOT
Well lads, I'm gonna resign from my position as CEO of Germany. Effective immediately
I had a good run
I had a good run
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Well lads, I'm gonna resign from my position as CEO of Germany. Effective immediately
I had a good run
I had a good run
Average experience of going on a walk in Germany
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Average experience of going on a walk in Germany
Expedition 33 had 7 nominations at the Golden Joystick Awards and won all 7...
The Sweep is real
The Sweep is real
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Expedition 33 had 7 nominations at the Golden Joystick Awards and won all 7...
The Sweep is real
The Sweep is real
Okay, so:
> Files exist
> Files exist and are on the desk
> Files do not exist
> Even if files exist, they are fake
> Files exist, but they are fake
> Files exist and are not fake
I'm glad that it only took multiple months to get to this conclusion
> Files exist
> Files exist and are on the desk
> Files do not exist
> Even if files exist, they are fake
> Files exist, but they are fake
> Files exist and are not fake
I'm glad that it only took multiple months to get to this conclusion
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Okay, so:
> Files exist
> Files exist and are on the desk
> Files do not exist
> Even if files exist, they are fake
> Files exist, but they are fake
> Files exist and are not fake
I'm glad that it only took multiple months to get to this conclusion
> Files exist
> Files exist and are on the desk
> Files do not exist
> Even if files exist, they are fake
> Files exist, but they are fake
> Files exist and are not fake
I'm glad that it only took multiple months to get to this conclusion
In case someone cares, here are my silly Geoff Award picks:
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In case someone cares, here are my silly Geoff Award picks:
I tried too hard to vote for Expedition 33 :(
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I tried too hard to vote for Expedition 33 :(
Der Latte 😄
Die Latte 💀
Die Latte 💀
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Der Latte 😄
Die Latte 💀
Die Latte 💀
So... Bubba, huh?
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
So... Bubba, huh?
"Hey, let's play a few round of Battlefield 6... it's gonna be fun"
Me exactly one round later:
Me exactly one round later:
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Hey, let's play a few round of Battlefield 6... it's gonna be fun"
Me exactly one round later:
Me exactly one round later:
My thoughts are occupied by the desire to powerwash something irl
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My thoughts are occupied by the desire to powerwash something irl
Public Service Announcement:
Despite common believe and high similarity this is NOT the German flag.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Despite common believe and high similarity this is NOT the German flag.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Public Service Announcement:
Despite common believe and high similarity this is NOT the German flag.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Despite common believe and high similarity this is NOT the German flag.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Words to live by
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Words to live by
At this point I'm convinced we will get Silksong 2 before GTA VI
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
At this point I'm convinced we will get Silksong 2 before GTA VI
Just found out that my autocorrect switches "Ragebait" to "Tagebautechnik"
As matter of fact my own fucking keyboard is ragebaiting me
As matter of fact my own fucking keyboard is ragebaiting me
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just found out that my autocorrect switches "Ragebait" to "Tagebautechnik"
As matter of fact my own fucking keyboard is ragebaiting me
As matter of fact my own fucking keyboard is ragebaiting me
I was bored... So I filled out a "German Candy" tierlist
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I was bored... So I filled out a "German Candy" tierlist
I just had the most miserable rounds of Uno in my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I just had the most miserable rounds of Uno in my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE
In a stroke of genius I decided to make Bratwurst in an air-fryer...
And much to my dismay it actually turned out really good
Air-fryer Bratwurst... Oh Lord
And much to my dismay it actually turned out really good
Air-fryer Bratwurst... Oh Lord
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
In a stroke of genius I decided to make Bratwurst in an air-fryer...
And much to my dismay it actually turned out really good
Air-fryer Bratwurst... Oh Lord
And much to my dismay it actually turned out really good
Air-fryer Bratwurst... Oh Lord
Sometimes I really miss playing Destiny...
Then I remember playing Destiny...
Then I don't miss playing Destiny anymore...
Then I remember playing Destiny...
Then I don't miss playing Destiny anymore...
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Sometimes I really miss playing Destiny...
Then I remember playing Destiny...
Then I don't miss playing Destiny anymore...
Then I remember playing Destiny...
Then I don't miss playing Destiny anymore...
Hey, fun fact:
The Nintendo DS is gonna be 21 years old in November :)
The Nintendo DS is gonna be 21 years old in November :)
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hey, fun fact:
The Nintendo DS is gonna be 21 years old in November :)
The Nintendo DS is gonna be 21 years old in November :)
A second friend has called me an "unc" completely unrelated to the first incident...
It's so fucking over for me...
It's so fucking over for me...
A friend just called me an "Unc"
I didn't know what it meant...
IT MEANS I'M OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH????!!!!!
But I'm using all the cool new slang words like "skibidi", "gamer", "sus" and "gooning"
This is a disaster...
I didn't know what it meant...
IT MEANS I'M OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH????!!!!!
But I'm using all the cool new slang words like "skibidi", "gamer", "sus" and "gooning"
This is a disaster...
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A second friend has called me an "unc" completely unrelated to the first incident...
It's so fucking over for me...
It's so fucking over for me...