Bob Lucas 🇨🇦
@the-bob-lucas.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Retired Canadian Army Officer. I create posts/ artwork to annoy FRWNJs, MAGA/MCGA, CPC/PPC a-holes, ChristoFash and other ne'er do wells. If you don't like my posts TFB. Move on. No DMs unless we've interacted. Unsolicited DMs=BLOCK! #veteran
Seen the latest iteration of Jeff Poilievre's re-election strategy?
"Conservatives Care" I barfed after I stopped laughing.
Apparently CPC have dumped 867-5309 Jenni Byrne and hired a guy (Apparently unironically) named Steven Outhouse.
What better than an Outhouse to manage a dumpster fire.
"Conservatives Care" I barfed after I stopped laughing.
Apparently CPC have dumped 867-5309 Jenni Byrne and hired a guy (Apparently unironically) named Steven Outhouse.
What better than an Outhouse to manage a dumpster fire.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Seen the latest iteration of Jeff Poilievre's re-election strategy?
"Conservatives Care" I barfed after I stopped laughing.
Apparently CPC have dumped 867-5309 Jenni Byrne and hired a guy (Apparently unironically) named Steven Outhouse.
What better than an Outhouse to manage a dumpster fire.
"Conservatives Care" I barfed after I stopped laughing.
Apparently CPC have dumped 867-5309 Jenni Byrne and hired a guy (Apparently unironically) named Steven Outhouse.
What better than an Outhouse to manage a dumpster fire.
Apparently Not A Genius was going to abstain, yesterday.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Apparently Not A Genius was going to abstain, yesterday.
I hadn't seen it. Thanks! Very funny but hard hitting. Very Beaverton!
Btw: have you heard there's a movie in the offing?
Btw: have you heard there's a movie in the offing?
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I hadn't seen it. Thanks! Very funny but hard hitting. Very Beaverton!
Btw: have you heard there's a movie in the offing?
Btw: have you heard there's a movie in the offing?
Michael "creepy" Cooper?
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Michael "creepy" Cooper?
Of course the real reason the CPC is against the budget is because they think THEY can do better. If one considers cancelling programs that benefit a LOT of Canadians STILL feeling the aftereffects of COVID better, sure. Otherwise, HELL NO!
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Of course the real reason the CPC is against the budget is because they think THEY can do better. If one considers cancelling programs that benefit a LOT of Canadians STILL feeling the aftereffects of COVID better, sure. Otherwise, HELL NO!
Who's going to strike first? The moderate wing or the hard-core ChristoFash?
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Who's going to strike first? The moderate wing or the hard-core ChristoFash?
CPC hypocrisy is palpable.
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
CPC hypocrisy is palpable.
Seeing Jeff being chased by an angry mob would be nice, but having him turfed at or before his leadership review would be nice, too.
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Seeing Jeff being chased by an angry mob would be nice, but having him turfed at or before his leadership review would be nice, too.
Apropos of nothing, Jamil Jivani (aka Jambo the 2Fer) gives snakes a bad name.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Apropos of nothing, Jamil Jivani (aka Jambo the 2Fer) gives snakes a bad name.
Mark Carney is a chess player, figuratively speaking. Jeff Poilievre gets frustrated by squeak toys.
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Mark Carney is a chess player, figuratively speaking. Jeff Poilievre gets frustrated by squeak toys.
All bullshit of course. But it goes to show just how clueless the owners and their supporters are.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
All bullshit of course. But it goes to show just how clueless the owners and their supporters are.
Hypocrites Jeff Poilievre and Jambo the 2Fer worshipping their God.
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Hypocrites Jeff Poilievre and Jambo the 2Fer worshipping their God.
Bathtub Barbie.
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Bathtub Barbie.
Reminder. This scribbler for a US owned rag is not a journalist. He gets paid to write opinions. He's a RWNJ, a Trumper and a gaping a-hole.
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Reminder. This scribbler for a US owned rag is not a journalist. He gets paid to write opinions. He's a RWNJ, a Trumper and a gaping a-hole.
How f***ing tone deaf! Melissa Lantsman, the lying CPC hack with the $1500 sneakers shreds fivers to prove a point. 🙄
October 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
How f***ing tone deaf! Melissa Lantsman, the lying CPC hack with the $1500 sneakers shreds fivers to prove a point. 🙄
Jeff Poilievre. Master negotiator and debater.
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Jeff Poilievre. Master negotiator and debater.
Getting 6 figures to rage farm and be a clapping seal for Jeff Poilievre. Great gig.
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Getting 6 figures to rage farm and be a clapping seal for Jeff Poilievre. Great gig.
He's still Not A Genius.
October 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
He's still Not A Genius.
The RWNJs do know those frackin ostriches aren't being raised as pets, right?
October 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The RWNJs do know those frackin ostriches aren't being raised as pets, right?
Is there something in the air in Alberta? They seem to have the highest APC (Assholes Per Capita) rate in Canada.
(Note: there are also, of course, many many good Albertans. I feel sorry for them.)
(Note: there are also, of course, many many good Albertans. I feel sorry for them.)
October 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Is there something in the air in Alberta? They seem to have the highest APC (Assholes Per Capita) rate in Canada.
(Note: there are also, of course, many many good Albertans. I feel sorry for them.)
(Note: there are also, of course, many many good Albertans. I feel sorry for them.)
Sean Feucht is a hypocritical a-hole.
October 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sean Feucht is a hypocritical a-hole.
Daily reminder: Jeff and the CPC are not serious people. Clout and grift money are their only reason to exist
October 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Daily reminder: Jeff and the CPC are not serious people. Clout and grift money are their only reason to exist
Insurrectionist a-hole Tamara Lich just proudly announced she won't be seeking a Gladue hearing for her sentencing. She's trying to make it appear like she's doing it on principle and is trying to be a martyr. The fact is she's a pretendian and doesn't want to jinx future grifting opportunities.
October 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Insurrectionist a-hole Tamara Lich just proudly announced she won't be seeking a Gladue hearing for her sentencing. She's trying to make it appear like she's doing it on principle and is trying to be a martyr. The fact is she's a pretendian and doesn't want to jinx future grifting opportunities.