@the-beetis.bsky.social
Wouldn’t boxing be better if it was all hugging?
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wouldn’t boxing be better if it was all hugging?
A procedural about a brilliant middle management professional who uses his MBA knowledge to….solve crimes….
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
A procedural about a brilliant middle management professional who uses his MBA knowledge to….solve crimes….
I’ve decided to retire from the life of an alpha male.
It’s exhausting having the weight of all of human existence on my broad, muscular shoulders.
It’s exhausting having the weight of all of human existence on my broad, muscular shoulders.
September 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’ve decided to retire from the life of an alpha male.
It’s exhausting having the weight of all of human existence on my broad, muscular shoulders.
It’s exhausting having the weight of all of human existence on my broad, muscular shoulders.
I want to see a hallmark movie where the handsome love interest works in a slaughterhouse.
September 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I want to see a hallmark movie where the handsome love interest works in a slaughterhouse.
The next person that calls me a basic bitch gets pumpkin spiced.
August 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The next person that calls me a basic bitch gets pumpkin spiced.
How come there are no 80s hair metal songs about sour cream?
August 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
How come there are no 80s hair metal songs about sour cream?
You don’t need the Epstein files to know that Trump is a rapist and a creep. He’s proven it already with all his creepy rapes.
July 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You don’t need the Epstein files to know that Trump is a rapist and a creep. He’s proven it already with all his creepy rapes.
I worry that in my lifetime indoor plumbing will be considered a work perk.
July 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I worry that in my lifetime indoor plumbing will be considered a work perk.
Bezos, just rent a Chucky Cheese like a normal person.
June 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Bezos, just rent a Chucky Cheese like a normal person.
I misread a business name.
It was not Hakkah Therapy.
Now I’m depressed.
I need some Hakkah Therapy.
It was not Hakkah Therapy.
Now I’m depressed.
I need some Hakkah Therapy.
May 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I misread a business name.
It was not Hakkah Therapy.
Now I’m depressed.
I need some Hakkah Therapy.
It was not Hakkah Therapy.
Now I’m depressed.
I need some Hakkah Therapy.
Imagine how confident you’d feel making love to the Nintendo Wii Shop Channel theme.
April 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Imagine how confident you’d feel making love to the Nintendo Wii Shop Channel theme.
Today I wore a Hawaiian shirt and a windbreaker.
My dad level was over 9000!!!
My dad level was over 9000!!!
April 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Today I wore a Hawaiian shirt and a windbreaker.
My dad level was over 9000!!!
My dad level was over 9000!!!
Tariffs are this year’s ivermectin.
April 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tariffs are this year’s ivermectin.
Peak efficiency leads to maximum insanity!
March 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Peak efficiency leads to maximum insanity!
Getting Trump to back down from a trade war has the same energy as getting Grandpa to give up the car keys.
March 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Getting Trump to back down from a trade war has the same energy as getting Grandpa to give up the car keys.
I think I could be a red wine mom
February 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I think I could be a red wine mom
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It's been a rough 20 years since ive seen you
February 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It's been a rough 20 years since ive seen you
@rickhubber.bsky.social butts. Heh. Butts.
February 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
@rickhubber.bsky.social butts. Heh. Butts.
Thing I said tonight:
“I know perverts aren’t the most honest people…”
“I know perverts aren’t the most honest people…”
February 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Thing I said tonight:
“I know perverts aren’t the most honest people…”
“I know perverts aren’t the most honest people…”
It’s time to start exercising.
Because the world makes me drink.
Because the world makes me drink.
February 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It’s time to start exercising.
Because the world makes me drink.
Because the world makes me drink.
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🧵Someone from the /r/fednews subreddit put together a list of all the Elon folks working for DOGE. They are:
Amanda Scales
Brian Bjelde
Riccardo Biasini
Anthony Armstrong
Steve Davis
Baris Akis
Thomas Shedd
Edward Coristine
Russell Vought
Michael Peters
Josh Gruenbaum
Russell “Rusty” McGranahan
Amanda Scales
Brian Bjelde
Riccardo Biasini
Anthony Armstrong
Steve Davis
Baris Akis
Thomas Shedd
Edward Coristine
Russell Vought
Michael Peters
Josh Gruenbaum
Russell “Rusty” McGranahan
February 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
🧵Someone from the /r/fednews subreddit put together a list of all the Elon folks working for DOGE. They are:
Amanda Scales
Brian Bjelde
Riccardo Biasini
Anthony Armstrong
Steve Davis
Baris Akis
Thomas Shedd
Edward Coristine
Russell Vought
Michael Peters
Josh Gruenbaum
Russell “Rusty” McGranahan
Amanda Scales
Brian Bjelde
Riccardo Biasini
Anthony Armstrong
Steve Davis
Baris Akis
Thomas Shedd
Edward Coristine
Russell Vought
Michael Peters
Josh Gruenbaum
Russell “Rusty” McGranahan
Don’t give into conspiracy theories.
The worst of us become the worst of us because they believe easy lies.
The worst of us become the worst of us because they believe easy lies.
January 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Don’t give into conspiracy theories.
The worst of us become the worst of us because they believe easy lies.
The worst of us become the worst of us because they believe easy lies.
Did you drive home in a snow storm?
You should have a beer.
You should have a beer.
January 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Did you drive home in a snow storm?
You should have a beer.
You should have a beer.
I don’t think anyone wants to be in my prenatal dodgeball class.
January 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I don’t think anyone wants to be in my prenatal dodgeball class.