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January 17, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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IT'S REAL HOLY SHIT
Screenshot of The Protomen Act III available on Spotify
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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New Year's Eve celebrations featured this incredible cocktail glass. They're calling it the best omen possible for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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Going into 2026, I am once again telling myself that I'll finish writing this RPG book, just like I've told myself for the last eight years.
December 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Been finding a ton of artists on BlueSky lately, some of whom I used to follow on Twitter and lost during the collapse and some who are entirely new to me. Love the work you all are doing, keep it up.
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Every year, Spotify Wrapped moves in mysterious ways. For example, this year apparently my top song was a track that I've never listened to on Spotify.
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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What film adaptation? What do you know, Tiny Bookshop customer
September 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Screenshot from The New Yorker: One morning a few weeks ago, I met de Blasio at his regular coffee shop in Park Slope. He had just come from the gym—the same one that he’d insisted on commuting to every morning from Gracie Mansion, no matter how much grief the press gave him for it—and was wearing sweats. He held forth among his fellow-patrons with a spirit of magnanimous, possibly unreciprocated camaraderie, greeting a startled man by the door with a familiar “How you doing, brother?” and ordering his breakfast (scrambled egg whites, cheddar, ham, and tomato on multigrain toast) as “mi sandwich especial.” These days, de Blasio most often makes the news for his love life or for such momentous moves as dyeing his salt-and-pepper crewcut. But he’s sensed a bit of de Blasio nostalgia creeping into town. “Since I left office, the No. 1 thing that people come up to me on the street and talk about is pre-K,” he told me, lacing his iced espresso with a heavy pour of simple syrup. “The No. 2 thing that people talk about is that Onion headline.” He quoted it for me, savoring every word: “Well, well, well, not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?”
May 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Whelp, guess my family doesn't use Netflix anymore. Don't think any single household of us watches it enough to justify paying for an individual account.
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February 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Apparently everyone I follow is on here now instead of Twitter, so here we go.
November 22, 2024 at 12:42 AM