"Of all the Gordon's Gin™ joints in all the towns in all the Extended Casablanca Cinematic Universe, she walks into mine, powered by NVidia®"

Best AND coziest hat.

oh dang you painted this yourself? Incredibly cool - it's got very 70s/80s fantasy novel vibes!

Immediately a better movie than Ready Player One

*on the comedy scene

Potentially long shot, but possible route via Ellie Gibson given she's on the comedy/has worked with him before? Know she still does streams on Twitch alongside occasional Guardian gaming contributions.

That's why they call her The Sophie Sided Dicelady. That's just how she... rolls.

And announced on the same day one of the most influential women in the industry passed too.

The "no pictures, please" at the end = mah heart

I know this is not helpful to you personally but still... agreed 👍 (Sorry you didn't get yours though)

bring back telephontastic

Does You've Been Framed still offer £250 for each video? Might help to replenish the old funds with Blen's gurning skillz...

(Hope you both feel much better soon, and that all goes well for you both so you have a much better weekend!)

Can you get his pawtograph?

honestly, each comment is making me do an internal "jesus christ" after another

Your version should be Homes under the Hammer Horror, where you go around with an estate agent evaluating the potential auction value of Dracula's lair or Frankenstein's lab.

"Well, the body parts probably lower the overall value, but they've done a wonderful conversion job on the basement..."

PSA/Reminder to anyone on Game Pass Ultimate: don't buy the season pass. You'll get it "free" on November 18.

It never ends.