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The Artless Dodger
@the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
24 followers 190 following 70 posts
Queer 🩷💛💙 / 💜🩶🤍
She/her
30s
RadioApple devotee 📻 🍎
Amateur doodler and fanfic writer

One More Bite (E) is my first fic and an ongoing pet project 🖤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55532020/chapters/140931103
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the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
A very belated congratulations to @caelustar.bsky.social with this soft and cosy #dtiys in celebration of their well deserved 666 followers ✨

#caelus666dtiys #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #softradioapple #luciferhazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel
Alastor and Lucifer sit beneath stained glass window with a view of Hell beyond. Lucifer is sat on the window seat with his legs up, one foot folded beneath him and the other in Al’s lap. Al is seated on a stool with his monocle placed on the cushion next to him, his legs crossed as he leans back against the window seat. They’re in just their boxers and woolly socks, surrounded by fairy lights, hanging plants and cosy cushions. Alastor’s microphone cane is propped beside him, playing some music. Lucifer is hugging a plush duck, his eyes dipping but his tail is still looped around Alastor’s ankle. Lucifer’s good snake is draped across Alastor’s shoulders dozing. Alastor lightly holds onto the king’s leg, looking at him fondly. “I think it’s time for bed, mon cher” he says, but Lu mumbles back “‘m not sleepy…”
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
🎶 Let’s dance - put on your red shoes and dance the blues 🎶

Day 4 of #radioapplefemweek - Going Out!

#radioapple #appleradio #femradioapple #femalastor #femlucifer #genderswap #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinalastor #hazbinlucifer #alastorhazbinhotel #luciferhazbinhotel
Female Alastor and Lucifer are dancing a jive. Al wears a red shirt with rolled up sleeves, braces and red loose trousers with heeled red and black boots, and her hair up in a ponytail that’s swinging behind her as she spins. Luci wears a yellow circle halter neck dress with pink petticoats, red heeled shoes, her hair curled and half pinned up and pink and red bangles on her wrists. They are holding hands as they spin, smiling at each other under a glittering disco ball.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
I was meant to create something for #RadioAppleFemWeek, but then I caught up on the latest Hazbin episodes and… SHE happened instead ❤️🩸 (I couldn’t resist a little #RadioApple hint though)

#hazbinhotel #humanalastor #femalastor #femalealastor #hazbinalastor #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart
Human female Alastor is licking blood off of her finger. Her hair is in finger waves, she has a red 1930s dress on, and wears spectacles on a chain attached to a snake and apple silver brooch
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
The girls are back for day 2 of #FemRadioAppleWeek - Fashionable Ladies!

🦆 Inspired by iconic red carpet looks on Earth, Luci suggests a couple’s outfit

🦌 Inspired by murder and theft, Al agrees

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelArt #FemRadioApple #RadioApple #AppleRadio #FemLucifer #FemAlastor #HazbinArt
Fem Luci and Al stand on the red carpet. Luci wears a duck dress inspired by Bjork’s iconic swan dress and red boots with gold snake details. Al wears a long evening gown made up of Adam and his Exterminator’s plumage, complete with a few spots of gold blood and a mask fixed to her bodice. Luci is looking at Al out of the side of her eyes, saying “I can’t believe you’re wearing Adam!!” Al smugly replies “And his army…” Luci says “Honey, I love you, but when we get home I am going to kill you…” The sinister reply she gets in return is “Not if I add you to this dress first, little angel.” In the background are crowds of onlookers and a camera crew - however, all the cameras and phones are currently going up in green flames. A familiar fashionista can just be made out in the crowd wearing her own angel wing dress from S2, waving her fist and angrily shouting “oi, Radio B*tch, you stole my look!”
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Keeping up appearances 😈 I don’t think they’re fooling anyone though…

Day 1 of Fem RadioApple Week 2.0: New Relationship/Together Forever

#femradioappleweek #radioapple #appleradio #femradioapple #femlucifer #femalastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinlucifer #hazbinalastor #alastorshadow
Lucifer/Lucille sits at the breakfast table with Alice/Alastor. They’re both in the dressing gowns still, glaring at each other while pancakes and coffee lie forgotten. Luci is digging her knife into the table while Alice sets alight one of her ducks in front of her nose to wind her up. However… under the table Luci has one of her legs in between Alice’s, her hand on Al’s knee while Al caresses the point of Luci’s tail between her fingers. In Al’s lap lies a snoozing snake, ignoring all the drama. Angel Dust and Nifty are watching the scene unfold, while Al’s shadow is snickering, pointing to Al’s hair - or rather the duck scrunchie or Luci’s she used this morning and forgot to remove before coming downstairs. Oops…
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Happy Halloween!

A cheat 3-in-1 post today to celebrate the end of #RadioApple Trick or Treat Week and the past 3 days of prompts that I missed - storm clouds, masquerade and shadows.

#appleradio #hazbinhotel #halloween #spookyseason #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinlucifer #hazbinalastor
Alastor and Lucifer are dancing in a masquerade ball, surrounded by shadows encircling them and flashes of lightning tearing across the sky above their heads
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Night Creatures 🌙

Day 3 of the RA Trick or Treat week: Moonlight

#radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotelart #hazbinhotellucifer #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #moonlight #nightcreatures
Lucifer and Alastor stand with a large moon behind them against a dark sky
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Day1: Serial Killer/Reaper

Alastor’s risk taking reaches new depths when he begins to literally court Death… 💀

#hazbinhotel #radioapple #appleradio #RAtrickortreat #spookyseason #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotellucifer #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom #humanalastor #thenotsogrimreaper
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
🎃 Let the #seasonofthewitch continue with Lilith as #Yamauba, a fearsome witch in Japan’s remote mountains who transforms into a horned creature with snake-like hair and a second mouth to devour you

#spookyseason #hazbinhotel #hazbinlilith #lilithhazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom
October 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
🎃 Nifty is Baba Yaga: a powerful, terrifying Slavic witch who had her good side (and her child eating side - but hey, balance). She flies around with a pestle and mortar and lives in a hut with chicken legs, which…ok.

#niftyhazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotel #nifty #babayaga #spookyseason
Nifty is zipping through the air over snowy ground in a pestle and mortar, a delighted grin on her face and her eye sparkling. A large moon and bright stars glow in the night sky behind her.
October 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
🎃 Back on my witchy world tour with Husk as Heka - the often overlooked embodiment of magic in Ancient Egypt. He was there at the beginning, he’s seen it all - and he certainly has a trick or two up his sleeve.

#hazbinhotelhusk #heka #ancientegypt #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotel #seasonofthewitch
October 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Chapter 29 is finally up!

archiveofourown.org/works/555320...

#hazbinhotel #onemorebiteao3 #hazbinhotelfanfiction #hazbinhotelfandom #radioapple #appleradio #enemiestoidiotsinlove #eventually
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
The rage in me is terminal. There’s no remedy but to burn ‘em all 🎵 👼🏻 🎸

Can’t get Gravity out of my head, so I had to stop what I’d planned to draw these two instead.

#lutehazbinhotel #gravityhazbinhotel #adamhazbinhotel #hazbinhotel #hazbinart #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom #adamxlute
Lute and Adam stand together, flames beginning to flicker behind them. in the background is a ruined building, with cracks up the wall and broken windows
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
🎃 Next up in my celebration of legendary witches is Angel Dust as the powerful Morgan le Fay. Once a pupil of Merlin, some stories label her seductress, others as the helper or even sister of King Arthur

#angeldust #morganlefay #seasonofthewitch #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom
Angel Dust kneels on the ground, seated beneath standing stones in the open countryside. He’s wearing a long pink and gold medieval style dress and gold jewellery. On the ground in front of him he’s drawn a magic circle. In one hand he holds a magic sword, in the other he’s conjured a burst of pink flame.
October 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
👻 Spooky season 🎃

Rosie is Chedipe - a fearsome witch from India who could transform into a tiger, and was known to drain her victim’s blood from their toes or tear out their tongues.

#rosiehazbinhotel #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #spookyseason #chedipe #seasonofthewitch
Rosie stands against a red background with her hair down, dressed in a sari and with a tiger skin draped over her, its snarling head resting on top of her curls. She holds a dismembered foot in one hand and has a wide, blood stained grin.
October 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
👻 Spooky season continues! 🎃

This time it’s Vaggie as The Morrigan - a bad ass Irish goddess of war and death known for transforming into a raven, birds often associated with magic

#vaggiehazbinhotel #vaggie #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #spookyseason #themorrigan #witchplease
Vaggie stands with spear and wings out, grimly surveying a misty battlefield surrounded by arrows and ravens, with a dead body to one side. She’s wearing a long sleeve dark dress with Celtic patterns, her usual ribbon tied around her wait leaving her hair to blow in the breeze.
October 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
👻 Spooky Season 🎃 celebrating witchy women and magical misters from folklore and myth.

La Befana is a kindly witch from Italy that gives out presents (or coal) to children during Epiphany.

#charliemorningstar #charliehazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotel #labefana #seasonofthewitch
October 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Alastor learned her craft young, but pride and ambition twist the magic into something much darker. When Death claims her, she finds a familiar serpent waiting on the other side…

#alastorhazbinhotel #femalastor #radioapple #seasonofthewitch #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
There’s everyone drawing beautiful kimonos and maid outfits, meanwhile my slow brain is still on the high seas… #radioapple #appleradio #pirateau #pirates #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelfandom #throughouttime25 #luciferhazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #HHxOFMD
September 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Day 5: Wild West. Alastor’s just found out Luci lost his tent in the last river they passed… uh oh, looks like they’ll have to share. WHAT a shame 😳

#throughouttime25 #hazbinhotel #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #wildwestau #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotellucifer
Lucifer and Alastor stand facing each other against a barren landscape with a bright sunset and a red star-studded sky. Alastor is wearing dark red shirt and trousers with a cowboy hat and looking down at Luci with a slight blush. Luci is looking up challengingly at Al with his tongue poking out, and wears white trousers with a pink shirt, rolled up sleeves and a red neckerchief.
September 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Anubis and his monster Ammit.

Anubis was the judge of the dead and Ammit “the Devourer” would be by his side, ever ready to eat the heart of anyone judged to be impure.

#throughouttime25 #ancientegypt #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanart #radioapple #appleradio #RAevent #HHevent
Lucifer, in the guise of Anubis, wears a jackal headdress and sheer skirt with gold jewellery. Alastor as Ammit stands beside him, dressed in a red tunic. The monster from the myth, a combination of a crocodile, lion and hippo (all man eaters to Ancient Egyptians) lies at their feet. Behind them are the scales used to judge the dead, with one of Lucifer’s red and white feathers in place of the feather of truth (from the deity Ma’at). Hieroglyphic inscriptions give the names of Anubis and Ammit.
September 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Congratulations for the 3k @spiderpotion.bsky.social 🎉
Here’s my entry for the celebratory DTIYS - with added snek 🐍

#hazbinhotel #radioapple #spiderpotion3k #hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotellucifer
September 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Congratulations! 🥂
Prompt: Background disaster, minor character (🐱?) fully aware (probably started it)
September 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
Congratulations Roman, I’ve loved seeing your updates since I joined here. Can’t wait for more 😁

I’ve only written one thing - my ongoing baby that keeps growing arms and legs: archiveofourown.org/works/555320...

I’m very new to the fan art scene too but I think this is my favourite 🧜🏻‍♀️
September 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
the-artless-dodger.bsky.social
What goes down has got to come up again - that’s the saying, right? 🎢

archiveofourown.org/works/555320...

#radioapple #onemorebiteao3 #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfandom #hazbinhotelfanfic
September 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM