I realized the keypad lock I installed on my back door is only solvable through brute forcing through all combinations, and I don’t want any brute forcers in my house, so I’m carving a set of symbols into flower pots in my back yard that will yield the code if carefully studied.

Revenge is a dish best served bad… and it is very bad in space.

Sorry, my regular morning poop failed to materialize today so I suspect I’m more full of shit than usual.

Is a Prevost some kind of unevolved form of a Provost?

The three basic types of conflict in storytelling are man vs nature, man vs man, and man vs git.

I’m training an LLM running locally on a Mac Mini to completely replace me at work, but I’m having trouble getting it to leave completed JIRA tasks open so that a producer has to huff about updating them.

Hope I don’t see everyone at camp this summer!

My new startup is like Netflix, but for delivering new AI models.

Me, still coughing 4 weeks after having a cold.
My wife: “Sounds like you have long no-vid.”

I just hate tempering chocolate, and I say this as someone who has never once attempted to temper chocolate.

Me: It’s snowing in Florida.
My wife: Oh good, Hell finally froze over.

I regret waking up tomorrow morning.

Oh my god a new content mill to fill up with free amazing content that I create for no reason.