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@the-1-and-only.bsky.social
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A little meme I made about something I have been thinking on. We could have done so much better even while doing bad.
If I had to pick a BILLIONAIRE FELON for president, I’d tap Martha Stewart - She is intelligent, organized, creative, and logical. If I had to pick a SEXUAL PREDATOR for President, I would go with Bill Clinton. - He has balanced the federal budget and reigned over prosperous times If I had to pick an ENERGY BILLIONAIRE who profits from an environmentally destructive industry, I would choose Warren Buffett - he has good instincts about deals and a proven record of generating wealth Literally any of these people would be an A+ leader compared to the trash we allowed in - but is it too much to ask that we just don’t have sexual predators , amoral, greedy people, or violent and/or white collar criminals holding office?
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Caption this
Trump closes eyes and looks like he is asleep while Marjorie Taylor Green shouts into a microphone in front of him, wearing a make America great again hat. The headline says “headline unavailable”
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Remind all your F.I.R.E. Friends and “temporarily embarrassed billionaires”
If you make 100000 a year it would take 10k years to become a billionaire and 10 MM years to become a trillionaire. Remind your “temporarily embarrassed billionaires “
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Perhaps Donald is leaving these drug dealers alone for … reasons 🤔
Photo from German police showing bright orange ecstasy tablets shaped like Donald Trump’s head, with his face on one side and “TRUMP” engraved on the back. Several plastic bags of the same pills and euro bills are shown beside them. Caption notes that in August 2017, Osnabrück police seized 5,000 of these Trump-shaped ecstasy pills.
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Blessed Dia de Los muertos o defuntos. I welcome the many ancestors from the many cultures my family comes from and all of the beautiful ways they are woven together in the web.
Picture of de de Los muertos ofrenda with marigolds and skulls and pictures
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I am whitehouse press secretary Kkkaroline Levitt (or Pam bondi… either. Same)
Woman in a costume dressed as Caroline levitt
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Live in Cliff Bentz District in Oregon? Missing your food stamps?
Give him a call
Map showing cliff Bentz district 2 in Oregon coving 2/3 of the state
October 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Why did I wish to homeschool my 6th grader? So I could pick the text and we would not end up with a child who does not know Bad Bunny is AMERICAN
Alt text: A close-up photo of an open book held in someone’s left hand, showing a page of printed text discussing Latin American cultural identities in U.S. history. The visible passage mentions Washington Heights, mixed cultural identities, and the addition of new chapters titled “The Latino Emergence” and “Our Voices Need to Be Heard” in an updated edition of Howard Zinn’s A Young People’s History of the United States. The lighting is warm and natural, with sunlight highlighting the page.
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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It was a good year for these guys! Eggplant love from Oregon!
Hands hold a basket of large eggplants
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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#nokings #roseburg #oregon
Great showing very peaceful and chill (except the random screaming pastor and a few of his simps)
Protesters in Roseburg Oregon on no kings day sign says trans lives matter No kings protesters in roseburg Oregon inflatable costumes No kings protesters in roseburg Oregon No kings protesters in roseburg Oregon
October 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Actual text conversation trying to find my employee at the protest
Alt text: A phone screenshot shows a text conversation. The first message, in a blue bubble, says “See you today at the protest!” sent at 8:23 AM. The next gray message replies, “I’m in the big bird suit with the pride flag” sent at 1:33 PM. Below is a video thumbnail of a person smiling broadly, wearing light-colored glasses and a colorful crocheted hat with a horn on top and rainbow stripes. The final blue message below the video reads, “Oh! I didn’t see you. I was in my chicken hat with the bullhorn
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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kakistocracy /kăk″ĭ-stŏk′rə-sē, kä″kĭ-/ noun Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. Government by the worst men. Government under the control of a nation's worst or least-qualified citizens.
October 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Image of the definition of kakistocracy kakistocracy /kăk″ĭ-stŏk′rə-sē, kä″kĭ-/ noun Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. Government by the worst men. Government under the control of a nation's worst or least-qualified citizens.
October 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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My grandpa Killin it in his Antifa Uniform
Picture of J. George Shuman of the US Navy WW2. George was Antifa because America Stands against fascism
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Simple share for the “illegal immigrants” argument
Screenshot from healthcare.gov showing that illegal immigrants don’t get Medicaid to prove the republicans are lying
October 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Waiting at the doctors office in the “war zone” of Portland like ☕️💅
Image of hand holding crema coffee cup from Portland coffee house
October 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This rough skinned newt did not enjoy #science time at homeschool. I think he thought it rather rude of us
A rough skinned newt is held gently by fingers but is staring in a shocked manner at the camera
October 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Letter from vet regarding recent hatchback violations
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Joy Post:
Homeschool project - home made Hawthorne berry heart tonic.
Day 1: gathering
2 buckets full of Hawthorne berries and leaves as well as scissors and some string
October 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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WATCH THIS AND CALL ☎️ they are giving out altered constitutions in the back of bibles in Oklahoma and forcing public civics teachers to provide them to students!!! watch the link then call the number! youtube.com/shorts/NhRpx...
Phone contact to the superintendent of Oklahoma public schools who was giving out altered constitutions in the back of bibles to radicalize children
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Homeschool success. Rock candy teaching super saturation, crystallization, ratios and proportions and culinary
Skills.
Multi colored rock candy
September 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Only detainees were hurt and killed in the ice shooting image is of kash Patel x post insinuating that “anti ice” protestors were responsible
September 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Joyful things I am doing right now:
1 - freeze drying everything
2- hunting for wild mushrooms (lobster and chanterelle pictured headed for the freeze drier here)
3 - home schooling my 6th grader (hence the rock candy)
Freeze drying sliced lobster mushrooms Lobster and chanterelles Sliced chanterelles for the freeze drier Rock candy in primary colors plus green starting to crystallize
September 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Did it today
Hulu cancelation screenshot Hulu cancelation screenshot
September 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Canceled my Hulu and Disney subscriptions. #boycottdisney because fascist simps that’s why
Screenshots of canceling my Hulu and Disney subscriptions and giving the firing of Jimmy Kimmel as the reason Screenshots of canceling my Hulu and Disney subscriptions and giving the firing of Jimmy Kimmel as the reason
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM