Tom Hayes
@thayes36.bsky.social
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Whoever runs the @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Twitter account have never seen the movies they attempt to parody. I wouldn't expect anything more, however.
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Whoever runs the @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Twitter account have never seen the movies they attempt to parody. I wouldn't expect anything more, however.
Not the Onion.
I look forward to asking Trumpublican candidates on my ballot when I can expect payouts from drug companies. Because at 500%-700% reductions in drug costs, they are paying me A LOT to take their drugs.
I look forward to asking Trumpublican candidates on my ballot when I can expect payouts from drug companies. Because at 500%-700% reductions in drug costs, they are paying me A LOT to take their drugs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Not the Onion.
I look forward to asking Trumpublican candidates on my ballot when I can expect payouts from drug companies. Because at 500%-700% reductions in drug costs, they are paying me A LOT to take their drugs.
I look forward to asking Trumpublican candidates on my ballot when I can expect payouts from drug companies. Because at 500%-700% reductions in drug costs, they are paying me A LOT to take their drugs.
Since this was posted by the Commander-in-Chief, I guess that means that every service member has to follow this. Sedition over.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Since this was posted by the Commander-in-Chief, I guess that means that every service member has to follow this. Sedition over.
So the Epstein emails and files are a hoax but the Democrats are going to be investigated for the crimes in the files. This makes total sense to me, I don't know why everyone else doesn't understand the perfectly sound logic.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So the Epstein emails and files are a hoax but the Democrats are going to be investigated for the crimes in the files. This makes total sense to me, I don't know why everyone else doesn't understand the perfectly sound logic.
Glorious Leader finally admits that the Senate could have ended this shutdown all along. But how many GOP morons will still blame the Democrats (Hint: All)
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Glorious Leader finally admits that the Senate could have ended this shutdown all along. But how many GOP morons will still blame the Democrats (Hint: All)
It's sad how Illinois Republican Gubernatorial candidate Darren Bailey thinks that land can vote. Truly hope he goes up against Pritzker (again).
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's sad how Illinois Republican Gubernatorial candidate Darren Bailey thinks that land can vote. Truly hope he goes up against Pritzker (again).
If any billionaire wants to pay me to protest, I'm open to work. My going rate is $500/hour - that includes a clever sign written in black sharpie on poster board and chanting up to 25 minutes per hour. Additional charges for incidentals will be billed after.
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If any billionaire wants to pay me to protest, I'm open to work. My going rate is $500/hour - that includes a clever sign written in black sharpie on poster board and chanting up to 25 minutes per hour. Additional charges for incidentals will be billed after.
I can understand why the #GOP would wish everyone Happy Columbus Day. Celebrating a person who caused genocide, saw natural resources as something to conquer, and forced people to "believe" in Christianity actually seems pretty on brand for the #Republicans.
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can understand why the #GOP would wish everyone Happy Columbus Day. Celebrating a person who caused genocide, saw natural resources as something to conquer, and forced people to "believe" in Christianity actually seems pretty on brand for the #Republicans.
Atrocious! Whoever the President was on January 6, 2021 should have to account for this. That president should be brought before Congress to answer for his FBI's actions. I mean, what kind of irresponsible, weak-minded, dementia-adled abomination would allow such a thing to happen on his watch?!
October 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Atrocious! Whoever the President was on January 6, 2021 should have to account for this. That president should be brought before Congress to answer for his FBI's actions. I mean, what kind of irresponsible, weak-minded, dementia-adled abomination would allow such a thing to happen on his watch?!
Growing up in fundamentalist Christianity, I was told that the best evidence for gospel reliability was that they were written within 40 years of Jesus' death and the red letters could be trusted.
Christians are NOW posting Charlie Kirk memes with quotes he never said. He died a month ago.
Christians are NOW posting Charlie Kirk memes with quotes he never said. He died a month ago.
October 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Growing up in fundamentalist Christianity, I was told that the best evidence for gospel reliability was that they were written within 40 years of Jesus' death and the red letters could be trusted.
Christians are NOW posting Charlie Kirk memes with quotes he never said. He died a month ago.
Christians are NOW posting Charlie Kirk memes with quotes he never said. He died a month ago.