McCrackHaus
@thaus76.bsky.social
Purveyor of snark in the beautiful blue dot of Kalamazoo. All comments in sarcasm font.
…I wouldn’t do that for all the oil in Venezuela!
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
…I wouldn’t do that for all the oil in Venezuela!
I just want Hannah Waddingham to play Annie Lennox in a biopic. Too much to ask?
June 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I just want Hannah Waddingham to play Annie Lennox in a biopic. Too much to ask?
I hear that Martha is going to tell Wreck-It Donald about life on the inside and they’ll just call it good. #InsiderTrading
April 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hear that Martha is going to tell Wreck-It Donald about life on the inside and they’ll just call it good. #InsiderTrading
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Collins: Do you think someone should be fired over this?
Buttigieg: Absolutely… if there’s not accountability for a screw up like this, especially from a president who used to fire people on television for sport, what are we even doing here..
Buttigieg: Absolutely… if there’s not accountability for a screw up like this, especially from a president who used to fire people on television for sport, what are we even doing here..
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Collins: Do you think someone should be fired over this?
Buttigieg: Absolutely… if there’s not accountability for a screw up like this, especially from a president who used to fire people on television for sport, what are we even doing here..
Buttigieg: Absolutely… if there’s not accountability for a screw up like this, especially from a president who used to fire people on television for sport, what are we even doing here..
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
Encryption is not an invisibility cloak, dumbass. #ResignHegseth
March 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Encryption is not an invisibility cloak, dumbass. #ResignHegseth
I wonder if they use the same glue on the Cyber Truck panels as Musk uses to keep his human mask attached. #ElonMusk #TeslaTakedown #DOGE
March 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I wonder if they use the same glue on the Cyber Truck panels as Musk uses to keep his human mask attached. #ElonMusk #TeslaTakedown #DOGE
Devour feculence, Schumer.
March 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Devour feculence, Schumer.
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When you quit your job and there is no acknowledgment from management that the message was received, did you really quit?
February 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When you quit your job and there is no acknowledgment from management that the message was received, did you really quit?
What I said: I’m preparing for an interview.
What I meant: I’m fantasizing about how to quit my job with the most audacious mic drop possible.
What I meant: I’m fantasizing about how to quit my job with the most audacious mic drop possible.
February 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
What I said: I’m preparing for an interview.
What I meant: I’m fantasizing about how to quit my job with the most audacious mic drop possible.
What I meant: I’m fantasizing about how to quit my job with the most audacious mic drop possible.
We are witnessing America’s death by 1000 toilet paper cuts.
February 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We are witnessing America’s death by 1000 toilet paper cuts.
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Snap out of it, America. The warning lights are flashing red. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/yes-its-a-co...
Yes, It’s a Coup and Yes, It’s Targeting You
January 6 was nothing compared to the current mob of thugs intent on tearing apart our country’s very system of government.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Snap out of it, America. The warning lights are flashing red. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/yes-its-a-co...
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Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
January 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
Thinking about starting a group called Athiests for Jesus. Christians seem to be taking him out of their equation, and he appears be a pretty stand-up guy.
January 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Thinking about starting a group called Athiests for Jesus. Christians seem to be taking him out of their equation, and he appears be a pretty stand-up guy.
Steve Miller Band wants to reach out and grab ya, Corey Hart spies on people from behind his sunglasses like a creeper…80’s musicians really knew how to make a person feel safe.
January 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Steve Miller Band wants to reach out and grab ya, Corey Hart spies on people from behind his sunglasses like a creeper…80’s musicians really knew how to make a person feel safe.
How much would it cost me to keep a hardworking, upstanding, societally and economically contributing undocumented family here in the states? Maybe 10% more than a Trump watch? And they could keep paying taxes! It could be a win-win!
January 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How much would it cost me to keep a hardworking, upstanding, societally and economically contributing undocumented family here in the states? Maybe 10% more than a Trump watch? And they could keep paying taxes! It could be a win-win!
I would pay good money for a subscription to a news service that did not publish any news about Trump or his administration for the next four years. I would pay extra if there was a feature article about happy dog things every day.
January 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I would pay good money for a subscription to a news service that did not publish any news about Trump or his administration for the next four years. I would pay extra if there was a feature article about happy dog things every day.
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