dANTE
@thatzommy.bsky.social
Christian Quaker fellow in their mid-20s. big on ttrpg and small on writing. typecast as the crab person. i can work with that.
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@thatzommy.bsky.social
· May 5
(peppy and optimistic) I'm sure it'll be fine! (suddenly dour) it always is...
so does john cena actually look like that or is it cgi
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
so does john cena actually look like that or is it cgi
subtweeting someone for using it's instead of its
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
subtweeting someone for using it's instead of its
rewatched blade runner 2049. still great. in case yall were wondering
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rewatched blade runner 2049. still great. in case yall were wondering
this is a food account now i guess. hope yall enjoy my food takes
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
this is a food account now i guess. hope yall enjoy my food takes
outta punkin pie so that whipped cream is going straight onto some fudge tracks ice cream
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
outta punkin pie so that whipped cream is going straight onto some fudge tracks ice cream
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"It's not a sexual thing" --Da_Asexual_Wiggler
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"It's not a sexual thing" --Da_Asexual_Wiggler
these might actually be the worst grilled cheeses anybody has ever made. i'm breaking records
cw food
cw food
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
these might actually be the worst grilled cheeses anybody has ever made. i'm breaking records
cw food
cw food
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(getting into an argument with my buddy at the research station) here's the thing:
June 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
(getting into an argument with my buddy at the research station) here's the thing:
walking around in public. smacking my butt every fifteen minutes to make sure there isn't a massive rip in my jeans because that would be really embarrassing
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
walking around in public. smacking my butt every fifteen minutes to make sure there isn't a massive rip in my jeans because that would be really embarrassing
they call me The Circumstance cause im what's happening
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
they call me The Circumstance cause im what's happening
he's writhing, and sliding, and bugging the worms
and thinking of someone for whom he still churns
and thinking of someone for whom he still churns
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
he's writhing, and sliding, and bugging the worms
and thinking of someone for whom he still churns
and thinking of someone for whom he still churns
i'm saying goodnight but you can't hear me because i'm saying it really quietly and your walls are really thick and well insulated basically.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i'm saying goodnight but you can't hear me because i'm saying it really quietly and your walls are really thick and well insulated basically.
retiring "goodness gracious" in favor of "good gravy". going to see how that one plays.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
retiring "goodness gracious" in favor of "good gravy". going to see how that one plays.
mobbing my local bird of prey. anybody wanna join in?
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
mobbing my local bird of prey. anybody wanna join in?
alien threatening to desalinate my water : /
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
alien threatening to desalinate my water : /
SMOOTH. AND. CREAMY. SMOOTH. AND. CREAMY. SMOOTH. AND. CREAMY.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
SMOOTH. AND. CREAMY. SMOOTH. AND. CREAMY. SMOOTH. AND. CREAMY.
Creating Macky Cheese for the first time
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Creating Macky Cheese for the first time
the necking sleeve is vital to doctor pepper production
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the necking sleeve is vital to doctor pepper production
alright, i'm cracking out Christmas Dante this year
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
alright, i'm cracking out Christmas Dante this year
if i ever decided i was going to Do It i would definitely post one of those "just in case something happens, i want to make it clear i'm very happy and if something happens to me you should be very suspicious" messages
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
if i ever decided i was going to Do It i would definitely post one of those "just in case something happens, i want to make it clear i'm very happy and if something happens to me you should be very suspicious" messages
this house is getting biblical (water coming up from beneath)
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
this house is getting biblical (water coming up from beneath)
how am i ever going to live this down? uh, buddy, you should be asking how YOU'RE going to live it UP
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
how am i ever going to live this down? uh, buddy, you should be asking how YOU'RE going to live it UP
got the same omegaverse result as northernlion. you won't be hearing from me any more
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
got the same omegaverse result as northernlion. you won't be hearing from me any more