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do you ever just want to scream
April 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
chatted with someone today who referred to the conservative christians in our town as “hypo-christians” and that felt apt
March 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Rep. Al Green is a goddamn hero.
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
currently having to live in the cognitive dissonance of my own personal views juxtaposed with the organizational decisions i must represent and let me tell ya. feels bad.
March 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
it’s one thing to try to accomplish anything at work while i watch lawmakers strip iowans of their rights, but to be sick on top of that? incapacitating.
February 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Normalize crocheting during meetings!! 🧶
February 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i went on a lovely four day vacation and now i have to respond to 65 emails at work & call 11 people back & write a report to the board & take down the rest of our christmas decorations & have lunch meetings & go grocery shopping & contact my senators and i should have just stayed on the beach
February 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
made a mistake and opened my work email on vacation
February 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
fuck me up, florida
February 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Chappell Roan is now a #GRAMMYs winner.
February 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Chappell Roan performing ‘Pink Pony Club’ at the #GRAMMYs .
February 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Help why is Potatoe Cake so funny to me 😂😅😭
January 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the way i used to frantically search the couch cushions for my vape… it’s for my crochet hook now
January 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
one of my new year’s resolutions was to cook from my cookbooks instead of internet recipes, but apparently all the cookbooks i own are for the Most Intense Recipes Ever. just made a casserole that took 2.5 hours.
January 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
it’s hard not to feel hopeless when the government wants to end DEI initiatives. words that, to me, feel so hopeful and loving - diversity, equity, and inclusion. inclusion!! the very people i learned “christian love” from wanting to do away with inclusion. lord have mercy.
January 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

Hero.
January 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i just can’t wrap my head around how dumb and cruel people are. (this feels like a subtweet i would have posted in middle school, but unfortunately it’s about american voters)
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
will bluesky effectively fill the void i’ve created in myself by deleting twitter, facebook, and insta? find out in this week’s episode.
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM