Things I've said as a toddler teacher today:
Of course, the dinosaur can join us for tea.
Please stop licking your friends.
First we rest our bodies and then we can be robots.

I see your fond memories of #sisterlillianne from school teaching us how to write research papers but all I remember is her saying being "gay is bad". My world shattered that day. How could a God claim to be love and not love all people? I stopped believing in religion that day.

May have just binged "With Love, Meghan" and now have the urge to use flower sprinkles, drink bubbles and work on my penmanship.

Hulu, I really didn't like you right now. I can watch the Oscars on my laptop and phone but can't on my TV. Get your act together.

As a cancer survivor, that Pfizer commercial brought all the tears.

I say this as a forever Dallas Cowboys fan, "we're all rooting for the Eagles tonight, right?".

Senator Schiff (as Dems filibuster the nomination of Project 2025 author Russ Vought): “The moment you say it’s ok to violate the law to shut down USAID you have said it is ok to violate the law and shut down anything.”

The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.

The tantrums from people over a Black woman winning a Grammy for Best Country are enlightening and truly show who my family is safe among. The number is getting smaller and smaller.

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

Daily check of my port scar by a two year old. Observation notes: it's still there.

Today I had a 3 year old ask me, "Ms. Veronica, can I tell you a secret?" and then proceeded to whisper "Chicken nugget. Skibidi toilet rizz." in my ear. So that's how my day has been.