Andy ShorTass
thatsmrshortass.bsky.social
Andy ShorTass
@thatsmrshortass.bsky.social
Beard. Bald. Father of twins. Sarcasm isn't a choice, it's who I am.
What does this have to do with Inpost Lockers though? ✊🏻💦
June 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Don't know but is it as good as it sounds?!
May 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
What a lovely spread.
May 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Not if it was a grass snake.
April 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
All over his nuts, apparently.
April 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Where is it going? Where has it bean?!
April 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Don't be so ridiculous. My kids take pictures of me asleep on the sofa regularly if I'm in a weird position. Much the same as the pics we have of them asleep half under their beds as toddlers. It's family fun.
April 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
That's quite a lot of soup to be making!
February 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Not as good as Salted Caramel Twix. I'm a bit obsessed with them at the moment.
February 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I've tried to use the fob for my building to get through the tube gates and also tried to use an Oyster card to access my building. 👌🏻
February 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I had a call once from someone asking for a client's date of birth. I told them "3rd of July 65" And they asked "Is that 1965?".

No, our client is 160 years old. I had to bite my tongue to not tell them how stupid I thought they were.
February 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So why the long face?
December 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM