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Scott Carney
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Record collector. Pinball enthusiast. Ringer of the Bells. I saw another one just the other day, a special new band.
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Luann Van Houten from “The Simpsons” from the episode “A Milhouse Divided.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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New “for sale: baby shoes, never worn” just dropped

Speckled green infant urn, low stock
An image of an infant urn for sale on a website with a “low stock” alert.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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This rules! I like a lot of weird stuff
A collage of 36 vintage vinyl record covers arranged in a grid. Each cover features different artists and album titles, ranging from folk and country to jazz and rock. Some notable visible artists include Steve Palmer, Phyllis Bailey, Nancy Rhoades, Heavy Metal, and Tommy Dae.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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My hottest Thanksgiving take is that green chile should be offered as a condiment, like gravy. You can put in on anything and it works as a sort of glue for the plate. It’s always a hit - you can’t go wrong with the classic Colorado Cache recipe 🌶️
A scanned page from a cookbook or restaurant guide. The top section, titled "402 Restaurants," lists "La Bola, Denver" and describes it as offering "Flautas and other Mexican specialties and giant margaritas" in three locations with different south-of-the-border atmospheres. The lower two-thirds of the page contains a recipe for "Chili Verde (Green Chile)." Ingredients include 2.5 lbs pork roast, 1 lb pork soup bones, 44 oz canned tomatoes, 23 oz tomato sauce, 1 tbsp garlic powder, 28 oz hot water, 21 oz diced green chili strips (Ortega brand), 3/4-1 oz diced hot peppers (Ortega brand), 1 tbsp sugar, and 1.5 tbsp salt. The instructions detail browning pork, combining ingredients, simmering, and thickening. A note at the bottom states it can be refrigerated for a week or frozen for 3 months.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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People don’t want to be around this individual? Wild.
Bethany Mandel’s disgusting COVID mask after “one day”
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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It’s cool how viral posts on Facebook are virtually indistinguishable from Conner O’Malley bits now
Alt text: A Facebook post by Michael Ellsberg dated October 26 at 6:26 PM. The post discusses how an AI-generated song passed Ellsberg’s personal “Get Stoned and Fuck” test (GSFT) for great music. He explains that the song, “Whiskey Morning” by Zunraid, was entirely AI-generated — lyrics by ChatGPT and music from Suno 4.5 using the prompt “Vintage indie rock with soulful female vocals, bluesy guitars, slow groovy rhythm, emotional and haunting lyrics, 60s retro vibe.” Ellsberg praises the song’s sensual quality and poetic lyrics, noting that despite a “thin” vocal tone and “meh” guitar solo, it evoked a strong emotional response and passed his test with two different partners. He concludes that AI is now rivaling human songwriters, quoting part of the chorus: “My morning starts with whiskey / Like a secret I can’t quit / It burns just right, like a goodbye kiss / Ain’t holy, but it hits me / Like a hymn that’s gone to hell.”
October 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Greeting trick or treaters with “yo homie, you cool?” this year 🎃
My costume of Bob Ferguson from One Battle After Another. Yes, the beer should be a Modelo but I will adjust it.
October 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I don’t think Devo gets enough credit for how spot on they were 50 years ago
October 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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“Neo-McCarthyism, I like that!”
A screenshot from the 1993 Richard Linklater classic Dazed and Confused
September 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Knowing the entire Cracker Barrel fiasco was an intentional stock shorting scheme but you can’t prove it
August 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Six movies I’d add to the Criterion Collection
Tally Brown, New York Motorama Dead Presidents Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy Auto Focus Mandy
August 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I love cinema
August 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Conan O’Brien’s recurring “Lips” bit was more ethical and dignified than this, holy fuck
Arnold Schwarzenegger with fake lips and someone doing his voice on Conan back in the day.
August 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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It’s 2017. Ben Wittes posts his dumb tick tick tick gimmick about news that is ultimately meaningless.

It’s 2019. Ben Wittes posts his dumb tick tick tick gimmick about news that is ultimately meaningless.

It’s 2025. Ben Wittes posts his dumb tick tick tick gimmick about news that is ultima
Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen sitting
July 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Happy Bill Withers Day to all who celebrate
A photo of a turntable and a copy of Bill Withers’ 1974 album +'Justments
July 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Pouring one out for the genius Sly Stone. RIP
A photo of a turntable playing the record There’s a Riot Goin’ On by Sly & the Family Stone.
June 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Roger Ebert in heaven:
The Godfather “look how they massacred my boy” GIF
May 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Anybody out there want to do me a huge favor and translate some Thai? I won this killer album on eBay but I can’t find *any* information about it through my usual sleuthing. I also ran the pictures through AI and - surprise, surprise! I have a strong feeling the responses it gave me are bullshit.
May 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I think I used up all of my thrifting juju for a while. Thank you, Broadway Goodwill 🙏
A shot of four LPs: Irma Thomas - “Wish Someone Would Care” Windfield - “Cutie Pie” Madeline Bell - “Comin’ Atcha” Irma Thomas - “In Between Tears”
May 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I know just who to call
A shot of the 20-sided die from “Wet Hot American Summer”
May 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Me when Strands decides to have a little fun
A Strands puzzle about sleeping that looks like someone in bed A Strands puzzle about shells that looks like a shell A Strands puzzle about golf that looks like a golf club Leonardo DiCaprio pointing from “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”
April 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Holding a print edition of The Onion makes me feel like I’m back on the CU Boulder campus circa 2011
A picture of an explosion with caption Bony Soldier Diving on Top of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
April 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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A screenshot from Taxi Driver with Robert DeNiro saying “I got some illegal ideas in my head.”
April 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Millennials watching as the US tumbles into the fourth major economic crisis of our lifetimes
A smiling dolphin
April 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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An April Fool’s joke on this platform? With these replies? Godspeed.
Some wiener wiener-ing it up in the replies and calling a responding to a benign music article with “fascist pig.”
April 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM