Thinking of carrying a pocket watch in my breast pocket so that when I am shot dead through the heart the time of murder is perfectly recorded and the police state can more perfectly carry out its duties of punitive justice

Me: I have never used a sleeping mask and never will

Everyone else on this 13 hour flight: Come, let us watch Epilepsy The Movie at full brightness

Bluesky is fine but I miss the gameplay (reflexively blocking 20 ads and bluechecks per minute)