[[Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]]
@thatsalesman1997.bsky.social
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0F C0URSE! ! !
Of C0uRSE! !
OF [[@$%&]]
EHEHAHHEHHAHEHAHEHAHEAHE
0F C0URSE! ! !
Of C0uRSE! !
OF [[@$%&]]
EHEHAHHEHHAHEHAHEHAHEAHE
I @M A [[stone temple]] [[brother]] WH0m oF WHICH 1 [[hyperlinkblocked]] V3RY [[bery]] MUCH ! !
October 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I @M A [[stone temple]] [[brother]] WH0m oF WHICH 1 [[hyperlinkblocked]] V3RY [[bery]] MUCH ! !
IS [[have you seen this man before?]] @ [[single]] S1TUATION 0r SH0ULD I [[check the brake]]?
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
IS [[have you seen this man before?]] @ [[single]] S1TUATION 0r SH0ULD I [[check the brake]]?
TH@Ts [[art]] KIdz! !
T@KE N0te [[of the people you]] [[despise]] BEc@USE TH3y ARE -
OH [[@^#%&]] THEY rE G0NNA-
T####Y
[[find]] M3! THEYr 3 C0mIN [[from the]] [[My @$#%@^]]
T@KE N0te [[of the people you]] [[despise]] BEc@USE TH3y ARE -
OH [[@^#%&]] THEY rE G0NNA-
T####Y
[[find]] M3! THEYr 3 C0mIN [[from the]] [[My @$#%@^]]
October 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
TH@Ts [[art]] KIdz! !
T@KE N0te [[of the people you]] [[despise]] BEc@USE TH3y ARE -
OH [[@^#%&]] THEY rE G0NNA-
T####Y
[[find]] M3! THEYr 3 C0mIN [[from the]] [[My @$#%@^]]
T@KE N0te [[of the people you]] [[despise]] BEc@USE TH3y ARE -
OH [[@^#%&]] THEY rE G0NNA-
T####Y
[[find]] M3! THEYr 3 C0mIN [[from the]] [[My @$#%@^]]
[[grr]]! !
G3T TH1s [[gloopie]] 0FF My [[gayming setup]] [[this instant young man!]]! !
0r I mG0nNA - GONNA ! !
EHHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHE
[[crispy chips]]
G3T TH1s [[gloopie]] 0FF My [[gayming setup]] [[this instant young man!]]! !
0r I mG0nNA - GONNA ! !
EHHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHE
[[crispy chips]]
October 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
[[grr]]! !
G3T TH1s [[gloopie]] 0FF My [[gayming setup]] [[this instant young man!]]! !
0r I mG0nNA - GONNA ! !
EHHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHE
[[crispy chips]]
G3T TH1s [[gloopie]] 0FF My [[gayming setup]] [[this instant young man!]]! !
0r I mG0nNA - GONNA ! !
EHHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHE
[[crispy chips]]
S0 TH@Ts H0w I B3CAME [[dontforget]]! ! !
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October 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
S0 TH@Ts H0w I B3CAME [[dontforget]]! ! !
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[[hubba-bubba]]! WH0s THIS [[stack]] 0f [[half-off]] [[chewing-gum]] ! !
L00kS [[sticky]] T0 TH3 [[taste]]! ! !
EHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHHEHAHEHAHE
L00kS [[sticky]] T0 TH3 [[taste]]! ! !
EHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHHEHAHEHAHE
October 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
[[hubba-bubba]]! WH0s THIS [[stack]] 0f [[half-off]] [[chewing-gum]] ! !
L00kS [[sticky]] T0 TH3 [[taste]]! ! !
EHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHHEHAHEHAHE
L00kS [[sticky]] T0 TH3 [[taste]]! ! !
EHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHHEHAHEHAHE
H3Y [[father]]!
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
H3Y [[father]]!
3GG!?
Y0u DON t[[bring]] Up [[boys]] FR0M TH3 [[soil]] ON [[your-owns]]! !
Y0u DON t[[bring]] Up [[boys]] FR0M TH3 [[soil]] ON [[your-owns]]! !
October 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
3GG!?
Y0u DON t[[bring]] Up [[boys]] FR0M TH3 [[soil]] ON [[your-owns]]! !
Y0u DON t[[bring]] Up [[boys]] FR0M TH3 [[soil]] ON [[your-owns]]! !
H3y HEY! ! 1 0nCE [[occupatione]]D TH3RE! !
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
H3y HEY! ! 1 0nCE [[occupatione]]D TH3RE! !
I W1LL N3VER [[act]] W1TH TH@T [[boob-toob]] 3VER @GAIN! !
W0rST [[deal]] IN My [[ant-sized]] [[rapidly shrinking]] [[@^#^%]] ! !
W0rST [[deal]] IN My [[ant-sized]] [[rapidly shrinking]] [[@^#^%]] ! !
October 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I W1LL N3VER [[act]] W1TH TH@T [[boob-toob]] 3VER @GAIN! !
W0rST [[deal]] IN My [[ant-sized]] [[rapidly shrinking]] [[@^#^%]] ! !
W0rST [[deal]] IN My [[ant-sized]] [[rapidly shrinking]] [[@^#^%]] ! !
W@KE UP [[shmoe]]! !
1 LL [[show]] Y0u WH0sE TH3 [[broken script]] IN TH1S H3RE SID3 0f - [[@%#&]]! !
1 LL [[show]] Y0u WH0sE TH3 [[broken script]] IN TH1S H3RE SID3 0f - [[@%#&]]! !
October 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
W@KE UP [[shmoe]]! !
1 LL [[show]] Y0u WH0sE TH3 [[broken script]] IN TH1S H3RE SID3 0f - [[@%#&]]! !
1 LL [[show]] Y0u WH0sE TH3 [[broken script]] IN TH1S H3RE SID3 0f - [[@%#&]]! !