I miss when I was popular

Yep guess I’m here now lol.

Imagine if I was a girl…. People would be collapsing at my feet at large lol.

Sooooo, showing shoulders makes me a whore right ?

Sometimes I wish I was a rad lesbian

I’m sorry an alien wants my money ? 😭 also…… I don’t have that kinda money mr alien who do you think I am. Sorry Gnarp Gnap you’re gonna have to find another way home then trying to buy I dunno some fuel… 😭 for your space ship ???!

The urge to drink till I pass out !!!! Gahhh please give me alcohol. A healthy amount of course being enough to kill me