But I don’t like to compete or talk ‘street street street’

… and takes to the stage in a secret life

Oh I haven’t. But I also haven’t lost my sense of humor — a great tool in times of adversity.

With ankle weights on.

The most obvious one. A Tower Records. Irresistibly hot.

I’m not sure Dubnobasswithmyheadman would fit on the back of my son’s track jersey but I’ll let the school figure that out.

Indeed it is. Let’s make it fun while it lasts.

Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:

1. Depeche Mode keychain
2. RXBAR blueberry energy bar
3. Various museum membership cards
4. Spyderco FRN rescue knife
5. Moleskine weekly planner

I calls ‘em as I sees ‘em!

<sly but knowing sideward glance> oh that’s like telling the moth where the campfire is <laughs like geoffrey holder>