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Timothy Leitzke
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Parent, husband, pastor, teacher, hockey fanatic.
I laugh because the alternative is despair. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
On this day in 3018 of the 3rd Age, the Council of Elrond decided to destroy the One Ring.

Almost immediately, some argued it was an empty gesture and not real action. Others said it was a provocation. Saruman issued a statement demanding the electoral map be redrawn.
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
On this day in 3018 of the 3rd Age, Gandalf and Elrond flooded the Anduin, drowning the horses of the Nazgûl.
The hobbits swore they saw horses of water.
Scholars today think elvish protestors in inflatable horse costumes drove off the Nazgûl.
The truth probably lies somewhere in between.
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Rest in Peace John Lodge.
Another epic Simpsons guest voice.
October 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
By a strange turn of events, we got to host Bread and Puppet in Trinity’s parking lot.
October 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The official NYT photo of the officers listening to the President and Secretary of War
September 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
September 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
September 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There is a #simpsons reference for all things theological.
September 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
July 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
They really are grasping for anything at this point.
July 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Because today, like most things, can be fixed with Bender.
#futurama #bender #benderbrodriguez
July 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
July 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Vote #kodos
July 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s Showtime!

Kane is back for another season with the #RedWings

#LGRW
July 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My wife watches the new #matlock
June 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
From the comments on a colleague’s socials.
The true victim of the shootings in MN is <checks notes> Donald Trump.
June 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Anyone else getting random #spirograph shorts in their recommendations?
No surprise I always go to this #simpsons moment
June 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Obligatory #simpsons #flagday post
June 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I can make up Pope Leo XIV quotes as well as anyone.
May 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM