Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)
@thatonebaldguy.bsky.social
Caucasian male. 5'7". Last seen in blue jeans and some obscure band t-shirt headed southbound on Noland Rd. on foot.
Each pound =$10, plus service fees.
December 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Each pound =$10, plus service fees.
I support her being president of her cell block some day.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I support her being president of her cell block some day.
You're assuming there's real consequences to anything these dipshits do anymore. If convicted, he'd just appeal to trump and get a pardon.
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
You're assuming there's real consequences to anything these dipshits do anymore. If convicted, he'd just appeal to trump and get a pardon.
Think of all the party balloons we'll need when the cheeseburger finally does it's damn job!
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Think of all the party balloons we'll need when the cheeseburger finally does it's damn job!
I'll send you pictures when it's done!
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'll send you pictures when it's done!
What about tiramisu cheesecake?
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What about tiramisu cheesecake?
Is he cosplaying as someone who knows how to use a screw driver?
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Is he cosplaying as someone who knows how to use a screw driver?
I thought this was an album cover at first.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I thought this was an album cover at first.
It's the foam they spray on runways before a jet crashes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It's the foam they spray on runways before a jet crashes.
Reposted by Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)
preorder the album: psychostick.com/flesheating
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
preorder the album: psychostick.com/flesheating
Oh, he's saving that, too.
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh, he's saving that, too.
Is your manager your wife?
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Is your manager your wife?
Perna, is that you?
October 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Perna, is that you?
Beat me to it!
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Beat me to it!
KC
October 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
KC
That seems light. That would be only ~2600 per event average?
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
That seems light. That would be only ~2600 per event average?
Damnit! You just jinxed it! Now it'll be 90 until January when it suddenly drops to -20 for 2 weeks straight.
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Damnit! You just jinxed it! Now it'll be 90 until January when it suddenly drops to -20 for 2 weeks straight.
So you're saying that in order to get better at eating chicken wings, I should... EAT MORE CHICKEN WINGS?!
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So you're saying that in order to get better at eating chicken wings, I should... EAT MORE CHICKEN WINGS?!