we clock the tea we think we deserve 😔

that one episode of Parks & Rec where Leslie and Ben are arguing about the swiss chard sexy dancers and he keeps trying to get off gov property so that she can't talk to him about work stuff... that's my Severance

sometimes I'll look at my hair in a different light and I'll be like "I should dye my hair this color". does this resonate

"chat" is the modern day "friends, Romans, country-men, lend me your ears"