Age: A Jillion
Gender: None
Handsomeness: Breathtaking
Rates: Reasonable
Speed: High
Acceleration: Low
Power: Maximum
A weird old reptile who draws sometimes.
-has 3 modalities of breath weapon; Stun, Kill, and Neapolitan
-has been advised by a lawyer to grant no further wishes to humans or dwarves without at least two waivers and one quest completed in writing
-love languages: elaborate theatrics, body horror, cuddling
-has 3 modalities of breath weapon; Stun, Kill, and Neapolitan
-has been advised by a lawyer to grant no further wishes to humans or dwarves without at least two waivers and one quest completed in writing
-love languages: elaborate theatrics, body horror, cuddling
-is composed of up to 95% snakes
-doesnt have an orb problem, it can quit whenever it wants
-has hidden the 13 Treasures of Groenarg across america awaiting the one spoken of in prophecy as the only one capable of defeating the beast as part of an elaborate prank
-is composed of up to 95% snakes
-doesnt have an orb problem, it can quit whenever it wants
-has hidden the 13 Treasures of Groenarg across america awaiting the one spoken of in prophecy as the only one capable of defeating the beast as part of an elaborate prank
I heard this is where all the freaks are congregating after the latest exodus... es. exoduses... exodii? from other, shittier or more censorial social media.
And I must be with my people, for the coming times of fire and blood. You got to have dragons for the fire/blood times.
I heard this is where all the freaks are congregating after the latest exodus... es. exoduses... exodii? from other, shittier or more censorial social media.
And I must be with my people, for the coming times of fire and blood. You got to have dragons for the fire/blood times.