Dr. Goomba Stax
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Dr. Goomba Stax
@thatoldchestnut.bsky.social
Just a weird nerd trying to spark a little joy for himself before he shuffles off this mortal coil. 43, he/him, registered nurse. Likes video games, weird monster lore, Magic the Gathering, cartoons, comedy, progressive agendas, and art.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Y’all thought I was playin’
September 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Wait a minute, I got a follow from Chiitan??????

This feels like a boon granted by the fae.
September 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
They kinda remind me of those Precious Moments figurines that were big in the 90s
July 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
At this point, my energy is basically that lady from Myanmar dancing while tanks are rolling toward the capital in the background, except I’m just sitting in the middle of my geek shit like this
July 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hell, any of the beasties.
May 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe:
May 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Yeah.
May 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
When I want to try something new
March 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
March 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Still debating on whether I want this guy as my commander, or Preston Garvey.
March 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Finally built my Fallout deck.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
January 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Here lately, I've been running stuff that either clones or outright lets me control other players' permanents.

Oh! You've got a 9/9 with Annihilator 4? Now I do too!
January 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Try to sew a silk purse out of a goddamn shitshow, apparently 😡🤬
January 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
December 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM
December 26, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Tonight, you will be visited by 3 spirits:
December 26, 2024 at 12:26 AM
WRASSLLLLEEE!!!
December 25, 2024 at 4:47 AM
He would probably just piledrive Sauron and toss the ring on the pile.

Or worst come to worst, he becomes a Ringwraith, but a drop of water cures him instantly.
December 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I didn’t hear no bell!!!
December 22, 2024 at 9:59 AM
This lady’s a lot of fun with spell doublers like Pyromancer’s Goggles. Blast some poor chump for 30 X-spell damage? Don’t mind if I do!

(She’s also great for putting out hydras! 🐲🐲🐲)
December 21, 2024 at 6:10 AM
#scryfallrandom #elfontheshelf

Not much to say about this one, except I like the partner and support mechanics.
December 18, 2024 at 5:00 AM
December 18, 2024 at 4:47 AM
December 14, 2024 at 9:53 AM