Dr. Goomba Stax
@thatoldchestnut.bsky.social
Just a weird nerd trying to spark a little joy for himself before he shuffles off this mortal coil. 43, he/him, registered nurse. Likes video games, weird monster lore, Magic the Gathering, cartoons, comedy, progressive agendas, and art.
Y’all thought I was playin’
September 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Y’all thought I was playin’
Wait a minute, I got a follow from Chiitan??????
This feels like a boon granted by the fae.
This feels like a boon granted by the fae.
September 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Wait a minute, I got a follow from Chiitan??????
This feels like a boon granted by the fae.
This feels like a boon granted by the fae.
They kinda remind me of those Precious Moments figurines that were big in the 90s
July 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They kinda remind me of those Precious Moments figurines that were big in the 90s
At this point, my energy is basically that lady from Myanmar dancing while tanks are rolling toward the capital in the background, except I’m just sitting in the middle of my geek shit like this
July 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
At this point, my energy is basically that lady from Myanmar dancing while tanks are rolling toward the capital in the background, except I’m just sitting in the middle of my geek shit like this
Hell, any of the beasties.
May 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hell, any of the beasties.
Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe:
May 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe:
When I want to try something new
March 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
When I want to try something new
Still debating on whether I want this guy as my commander, or Preston Garvey.
March 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Still debating on whether I want this guy as my commander, or Preston Garvey.
Finally built my Fallout deck.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Finally built my Fallout deck.
Here lately, I've been running stuff that either clones or outright lets me control other players' permanents.
Oh! You've got a 9/9 with Annihilator 4? Now I do too!
Oh! You've got a 9/9 with Annihilator 4? Now I do too!
January 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Here lately, I've been running stuff that either clones or outright lets me control other players' permanents.
Oh! You've got a 9/9 with Annihilator 4? Now I do too!
Oh! You've got a 9/9 with Annihilator 4? Now I do too!
Try to sew a silk purse out of a goddamn shitshow, apparently 😡🤬
January 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Try to sew a silk purse out of a goddamn shitshow, apparently 😡🤬
Tonight, you will be visited by 3 spirits:
December 26, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Tonight, you will be visited by 3 spirits:
WRASSLLLLEEE!!!
December 25, 2024 at 4:47 AM
WRASSLLLLEEE!!!
He would probably just piledrive Sauron and toss the ring on the pile.
Or worst come to worst, he becomes a Ringwraith, but a drop of water cures him instantly.
Or worst come to worst, he becomes a Ringwraith, but a drop of water cures him instantly.
December 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
He would probably just piledrive Sauron and toss the ring on the pile.
Or worst come to worst, he becomes a Ringwraith, but a drop of water cures him instantly.
Or worst come to worst, he becomes a Ringwraith, but a drop of water cures him instantly.
I didn’t hear no bell!!!
December 22, 2024 at 9:59 AM
I didn’t hear no bell!!!
This lady’s a lot of fun with spell doublers like Pyromancer’s Goggles. Blast some poor chump for 30 X-spell damage? Don’t mind if I do!
(She’s also great for putting out hydras! 🐲🐲🐲)
(She’s also great for putting out hydras! 🐲🐲🐲)
December 21, 2024 at 6:10 AM
This lady’s a lot of fun with spell doublers like Pyromancer’s Goggles. Blast some poor chump for 30 X-spell damage? Don’t mind if I do!
(She’s also great for putting out hydras! 🐲🐲🐲)
(She’s also great for putting out hydras! 🐲🐲🐲)
#scryfallrandom #elfontheshelf
Not much to say about this one, except I like the partner and support mechanics.
Not much to say about this one, except I like the partner and support mechanics.
December 18, 2024 at 5:00 AM
#scryfallrandom #elfontheshelf
Not much to say about this one, except I like the partner and support mechanics.
Not much to say about this one, except I like the partner and support mechanics.
