Mike Carter
thatmikecarter.bsky.social
Mike Carter
@thatmikecarter.bsky.social
Comedian
Halifax Comedy Festival Comedian Of The Year 2024
One Liner World Champion 2024
Breakfast Food Enthusiast
Just seen a poster for a Mark Wahlberg movie called Flight Risk. I really hope it's Once Upon A Time In Hollywood story adapting that time he claimed he could've personally stopped 9/11.
January 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The Terminator but with realistic AI #terminator
January 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Have to say having watched this years Christmas EastEnders the cliffhanger is rubbish. It's so obvious who the killer is #EastEnders
December 26, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Remember folks #GavinAndStacey is just Mrs Brown's Boys for people with Live Laugh Love wall stickers.
December 25, 2024 at 9:12 PM
A new bit about mums at Christmas #christmas #mums
December 20, 2024 at 10:29 AM

Can't believe James Gunn made the mistake of calling it Luthorcorp when it's Lexcorp boy I hope somebody gets fired for that blunder! #SupermanMovie
December 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I finally got to do my own one of these!!
December 15, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Why does this Christmas tree look like he's just made fight weight in the UFC?
December 13, 2024 at 7:57 PM
John Prescott punching that Welsh mullet cunt displayed better technique than McGregor when he knocked out Jose Aldo.
November 21, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Everyone who watched #TysonPaul last night
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Gladiator 2: no queer giraffes

MINUS 10/10
November 15, 2024 at 5:59 PM