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BBC headline states ‘How Reform has changed the debate on migration’ Obligatory Hotdog suit
August 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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‘There’s a solution staring us in the face.’
Norman Bates staring us in the face.
August 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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RIP John Tunstall

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Terence Stamp as John Tunstall in Young Guns.
August 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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‘Don’t ask. Just giving it an airing, then I’ll catch you up.’
Farage. Pointing at the sea, but with no investment nor conviction.
July 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Never knew it was all over a chicken.
Photo of Liam Gallagher from the BBC website labelled, ‘Liam Gallagher has buried the hatched with brother Noel (for now)’.
July 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Is this like when the Velociraptors learnt to open doors?
A BBC article headlined ‘City-wide hunt for XL Bully missing after shooting’.
April 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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David Johansen as the Ghost of Christmas Past in Scrooged.
February 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Adam Richman, an American, surrounded by Tottenham shirts and no trophies.
February 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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The Black Eyed Peas
February 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Jeeesus on horseback! Just asked who the Gang of Four is. It types it all out, you start reading and…. POOF! All gone.
Series of screenshots showing Deepspeak answering ‘Who were the Gang of Four?’, then suddenly deleting the response and replying ‘Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else.’ Series of screenshots showing Deepspeak answering ‘Who were the Gang of Four?’, then suddenly deleting the response and replying ‘Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else.’ Series of screenshots showing Deepspeak answering ‘Who were the Gang of Four?’, then suddenly deleting the response and replying ‘Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else.’
January 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I mean…
From Wikipedia: ‘The 2023 parade featured headline performances from Scouting For Girls and Toploader’.
January 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly
Richard Keys. Always Richard Keys. Here he is before and after a hair transplant. No evidence of whether the hair came from the back of his hands.
December 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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Post your favourite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
That Moron Who Bought The Other Place
December 24, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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"you'll be visited by three spirits"

The spirits
Rishi Sunak, The Lettuce and Kemi Badenoch at the Tory Leadership Debate
December 24, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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Alex from A Clockwork Orange with his eyes forced open during reeducation.
November 11, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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October 22, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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The Fast Show character ‘Ron Manager’, a football pundit, looking up from a whiskey glass with a knowing smile.
August 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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August 30, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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Shout out to Patrick Caulfield, R.I.P.
August 26, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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Cheers Jonn.
August 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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Boris Johnson's memoir Unleashed cover with title changed to LASHED and the date to 19th June 2020
June 20, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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