If you aren't watching Andor, you really should be (image by me).

It's bonkers how Andor went from science fiction dystopia to accurate depiction of America and we don't even have season two yet.

An unelected literal Nazi supervillain has seized control of federal spending and the best that Chuck Schumer can offer are tweets about the rising costs of pizza and guacamole.

"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-- Dark Helmet

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

I'm not gonna lie. If my neighbors pulled this shit every year, I'd rob their houses too.

Please don't give either of my children a hammer with tacks, a whistle, and/or a whip.

George Bailey is a size queen.

"Fuck him in the ear. Fuck him in the other ear, that son of a bitch. Did I ever bust his balls? Did I ever drop the dime on Jimmy? I never agreed to three points on top of the vig! What am I, something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?"

OH BABY YOU

YOU GOT WHAT I NEED

BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND, BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND

Where is the lie?

These Lego sets will be on the clearance rack by February.