Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver.

Does it count if I just point at him and wail "BEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS"? Because I think it should count.

"Functional" is such a bold word in this context.

I would say TIL but having read several wikipedia articles to understand this joke, I now feel orders of magnitude stupider. A+ evening, would read again.

That is truly ridiculous and how do I write a letter of recommendation to support this silliness.

Fingers crossed for you. And absolutely not just because I'm very excited to see what a less practical car would be.

Big Elle Woods energy.

How are you fighting? Where have you positioned your physical body? Are you at the doors of USAID? What beyond social media posts and votes are you committing to? Please tell us.

Cheers to your new Toast and Beans, from my own Toast and Beans (pictured: Beans on Toast)