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Jeff Carter
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Former pastor, now I carry mail for the USPS. Author. Musician. Poet. Pretentious ass.
America will be powerful. America will be great. Again. Think it not strange. What the law cannot do, God’s righteous leader will. Weaker vessels must submit to strong leaders.

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Warning and Evening – the Last Day: An End Times Devotional
We have seen the future – Christ’s coming Kingdom will be distinguished from the here and now of social justice warriors. Disloyal Marx...
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December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
For me, enjoying the holiday is like unraveling the tangled Christmas lights- it’s a lot of work and some of the bulbs are burnt out and no longer glow. But the lights are up.
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He came first to assault my character. Then to challenge my doctrine. Now he was back a third time to question my faith as I was buying groceries. Standing there in the produce department, as I picked out onions and peppers, I saw him coming to me.
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A Third Imaginary Conversation with a Real Troll: Supermarket Wrestling
My troll caught up with me on my day off. He had to, obviously. Rule of three, right. That’s how these things work. In Folklore, in c...
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December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“No. She doesn’t count. She was only a prophet by nature of her relationship with the prophet Isaiah, & the fact that she bore his children.”
“Is that what you Paul meant when he said women will be saved through childbirth rather than sola fide?”
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Another Imaginary Conversation with a Real Roll: I Will not Fight the Argument
Today was as cold as yesterday – though there was a bit more sun. And tomorrow will be colder still with more wind. I was relaxed after...
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December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Not only am I an autodidact, I am also occasionally an autotonsorialist.
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What’s for dinner? Dill pickle potato casserole.
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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“You’re a false teacher,” he said. Flat. Solid. No doubt, all conviction. “Satanic, even.”
An Imaginary Conversation with a Real Troll
He came to me from out of the cold, wind and snow outside. I’d worked the day – hauling myself and letters and parcels through the sn...
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November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The pumpion pie (not a typo) is in the oven. The tree is decorated.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
As a reminder - you can still get my latest book - The Terrible Silence of God - or any of my books from Wipf and Stock Publishers for half price. Use the code - CONFSHIP . The sale ends this week, so you might hurry. wipfandstock.com/979838525094...
The Terrible Silence of God- Wipf and Stock Publishers
Travis Thompson Took (known to some as Triple-T) was only a young teenager when he first met the Reverend DK, leader of a strange religious community in the ...
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November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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It’s already 1973 so we will be brief and to the purpose when describing what the future holds. We don’t have much time left. Let the future prove what the future will be. Dates are set and times are locked.
The Bible and the Future Falling Away: A Forgotten Manifesto
It’s already 1973 so we will be brief and to the purpose when describing what the future holds. We don’t have much time left. Let the f...
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November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What’s for dinner? Pork chops with roasted Brussels sprouts and grapes
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Music director for the show - can you balance the singers without mic with those that have microphones?

Me at the soundboard - Easy. I’ll just turn off the mics.

Music director - no. Not like that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What’s for dinner? Baked pasta with spinach and roasted peppers
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’ve got all the dance moves of a 6’ aluminum pole.
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What’s for dinner? Ham and potato soup with salad (homemade honey mustard sauce)
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Love your neighbor and her children as your own.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM