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David
@thatguydavid1.bsky.social
I'm David, I'm 22 and you should add me on Pokémon Go: 193375370356
why do the people who chew loudest eat the slowest like bro shit the fuck up close your fucking mouth
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
nicotine nicotine i need nicotine
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
cigarettes
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I got my first ever shundo in Pokémon Go today and it's so beautiful
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Guy at work made a 6 7 joke today it was very hard not to tell him to die
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Employment is a prison I want to die I feel like I already have but only
on the inside
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Hi everyone
It is me David
Yes me David heloo everyone
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
you are never safe
i am mr phantom meower
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Someone play stardew valley with me
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
seeing too much unsolicited furry and inflation porn art on here and idk why. Please leave me alone
October 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My Chespin hat powered up my ace Pokémon now she's soloing Arboks while paralysed while it's nothing

#Pokémon #PokémonLegendsZA
October 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Do you guys like my drawing??
(ignore the man with his thumb up)
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This is my cat Bruce if anyone was wondering
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have a banger horror film idea I just need my film friends to get on board with it and then find someone to pitch it to so we can get it funded
October 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I wanna make a horror film based on the house me and my friends used to live in because that shit was haunted as fuck since a guy died there 20 years before we moved in
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wish I could drive cos the crocs shop is hiring and that like my dream job
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Jet2 holidays imply the existence of Jet1 holidays
October 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I want an ipod so bad so I can undownload all my playlists and get more space on my phone
October 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
New Taylor Swift album sounds like ai tiktok kids bop not gonna lie
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If I send you a gift in pokémon go with a sticker and you send one back without one we're not friends anymore
October 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Today I saw the name Michael and read it as Mii Channel thinking they just spelled it wrong
September 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sometimes when I tell people I can't wait I'm lying. I actually don't care. I'm not even waiting
September 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I updated my iphone to ios 26 and now it doesn't work with my left thumb anymore?
Like I can't swipe or tap with my left thumb but my right one's fine I'm so confused
September 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's pickle time
August 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM