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My mum - making a big deal out of my birthday
Me - remembering what day of the week it is
Me - remembering what day of the week it is
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My mum - making a big deal out of my birthday
Me - remembering what day of the week it is
Me - remembering what day of the week it is
Resident Evil 7: Ethan Must Die
The final challenge and I liked it a lot more than I thought I would. A solid kind of roguelike thing with how you get your items and weapons and traps that you need to figure out where they are and how to deal with them. It was fun.
The final challenge and I liked it a lot more than I thought I would. A solid kind of roguelike thing with how you get your items and weapons and traps that you need to figure out where they are and how to deal with them. It was fun.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Resident Evil 7: Ethan Must Die
The final challenge and I liked it a lot more than I thought I would. A solid kind of roguelike thing with how you get your items and weapons and traps that you need to figure out where they are and how to deal with them. It was fun.
The final challenge and I liked it a lot more than I thought I would. A solid kind of roguelike thing with how you get your items and weapons and traps that you need to figure out where they are and how to deal with them. It was fun.
Resident Evil 7: End of Zoe
It was pretty ok. I think a good amount of my enjoyment came from the novelty of forgoing all weapons in favour of just throwing hands though.
Walking through gator waters was the scariest part of the whole game just like the crocodiles were in 5
It was pretty ok. I think a good amount of my enjoyment came from the novelty of forgoing all weapons in favour of just throwing hands though.
Walking through gator waters was the scariest part of the whole game just like the crocodiles were in 5
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Resident Evil 7: End of Zoe
It was pretty ok. I think a good amount of my enjoyment came from the novelty of forgoing all weapons in favour of just throwing hands though.
Walking through gator waters was the scariest part of the whole game just like the crocodiles were in 5
It was pretty ok. I think a good amount of my enjoyment came from the novelty of forgoing all weapons in favour of just throwing hands though.
Walking through gator waters was the scariest part of the whole game just like the crocodiles were in 5
Resident Evil 7: Not A Hero
Narratively it's an ok little epilogue after Lucas just disappears from the main game after his part but it's a not very good first person shooter. I did get a good laugh at Chris having to Mission Impossible his way through a web of lasers though.
Narratively it's an ok little epilogue after Lucas just disappears from the main game after his part but it's a not very good first person shooter. I did get a good laugh at Chris having to Mission Impossible his way through a web of lasers though.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Resident Evil 7: Not A Hero
Narratively it's an ok little epilogue after Lucas just disappears from the main game after his part but it's a not very good first person shooter. I did get a good laugh at Chris having to Mission Impossible his way through a web of lasers though.
Narratively it's an ok little epilogue after Lucas just disappears from the main game after his part but it's a not very good first person shooter. I did get a good laugh at Chris having to Mission Impossible his way through a web of lasers though.
Resident Evil 7: DLCs
- Nightmare was a fun little survival mode thing
- Bedroom was a pretty fun little puzzle section
- 21 drags on for way too long and isn't very fun
- Daughters is like, 10 minutes long, has 2 endings and both are boring
- Jack's 55th birthday was pretty fun
- Nightmare was a fun little survival mode thing
- Bedroom was a pretty fun little puzzle section
- 21 drags on for way too long and isn't very fun
- Daughters is like, 10 minutes long, has 2 endings and both are boring
- Jack's 55th birthday was pretty fun
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Resident Evil 7: DLCs
- Nightmare was a fun little survival mode thing
- Bedroom was a pretty fun little puzzle section
- 21 drags on for way too long and isn't very fun
- Daughters is like, 10 minutes long, has 2 endings and both are boring
- Jack's 55th birthday was pretty fun
- Nightmare was a fun little survival mode thing
- Bedroom was a pretty fun little puzzle section
- 21 drags on for way too long and isn't very fun
- Daughters is like, 10 minutes long, has 2 endings and both are boring
- Jack's 55th birthday was pretty fun
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
I didn't like it. I think it nails the tone and atmosphere early, the dinner scene is fantastic and I think it nails the 'hunted becoming the hunter' thing it's going for but I just didn't enjoy playing it and by the end it's just a bad FPS with a nothing final boss fight
I didn't like it. I think it nails the tone and atmosphere early, the dinner scene is fantastic and I think it nails the 'hunted becoming the hunter' thing it's going for but I just didn't enjoy playing it and by the end it's just a bad FPS with a nothing final boss fight
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
I didn't like it. I think it nails the tone and atmosphere early, the dinner scene is fantastic and I think it nails the 'hunted becoming the hunter' thing it's going for but I just didn't enjoy playing it and by the end it's just a bad FPS with a nothing final boss fight
I didn't like it. I think it nails the tone and atmosphere early, the dinner scene is fantastic and I think it nails the 'hunted becoming the hunter' thing it's going for but I just didn't enjoy playing it and by the end it's just a bad FPS with a nothing final boss fight
Devil May Cry 3 (Vergil)
DMC 3 is fantastic and playing it as Vergil is different. I'm definitely not good as him but it's really fun. Honestly I think I prefer Vergil's base moveset with Beowulf to the moves Dante gets.
DMC 3 is fantastic and playing it as Vergil is different. I'm definitely not good as him but it's really fun. Honestly I think I prefer Vergil's base moveset with Beowulf to the moves Dante gets.
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Devil May Cry 3 (Vergil)
DMC 3 is fantastic and playing it as Vergil is different. I'm definitely not good as him but it's really fun. Honestly I think I prefer Vergil's base moveset with Beowulf to the moves Dante gets.
DMC 3 is fantastic and playing it as Vergil is different. I'm definitely not good as him but it's really fun. Honestly I think I prefer Vergil's base moveset with Beowulf to the moves Dante gets.
Devil May Cry 3
It's still great. A couple of the bosses and regular enemies are kind of annoying but it's still one of the best in genre. The soundtrack is great, it plays super well and you get some really cool weapons to work with (even if I never got the hang of Nevan)
It's still great. A couple of the bosses and regular enemies are kind of annoying but it's still one of the best in genre. The soundtrack is great, it plays super well and you get some really cool weapons to work with (even if I never got the hang of Nevan)
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Devil May Cry 3
It's still great. A couple of the bosses and regular enemies are kind of annoying but it's still one of the best in genre. The soundtrack is great, it plays super well and you get some really cool weapons to work with (even if I never got the hang of Nevan)
It's still great. A couple of the bosses and regular enemies are kind of annoying but it's still one of the best in genre. The soundtrack is great, it plays super well and you get some really cool weapons to work with (even if I never got the hang of Nevan)
A mix of my hopes and expectations for Danganronpa 2x2 along with some guesses as to who the killers, victims and survivors are in the new path (even though I'm one victim short since there's usually 2 in chapter 3)
September 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A mix of my hopes and expectations for Danganronpa 2x2 along with some guesses as to who the killers, victims and survivors are in the new path (even though I'm one victim short since there's usually 2 in chapter 3)
2XKO will not stop crashing
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
2XKO will not stop crashing
Platinum for DMC 3 done, here's my final results. A lot more B grades than I'd like
August 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Platinum for DMC 3 done, here's my final results. A lot more B grades than I'd like
Region - saved
Pokedex - complete
4/6 of my Pokemon - Eepy
Volo's look - stolen (and now red)
Pokedex - complete
4/6 of my Pokemon - Eepy
Volo's look - stolen (and now red)
August 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Region - saved
Pokedex - complete
4/6 of my Pokemon - Eepy
Volo's look - stolen (and now red)
Pokedex - complete
4/6 of my Pokemon - Eepy
Volo's look - stolen (and now red)
My closing statement on Legends Arceus is that it's not the best game where Arceus is a story component but there's no shame in being second place to the best Pokemon spinoff of all time
August 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My closing statement on Legends Arceus is that it's not the best game where Arceus is a story component but there's no shame in being second place to the best Pokemon spinoff of all time
Pokemon: Legends Arceus
I want to like it a lot more than I do. I think the game conceptually is really interesting but I found it getting tedious quite quickly. Battles aren't the main focus but aren't great
I think I'd like it more if I'd never played a Sinnoh game before
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I want to like it a lot more than I do. I think the game conceptually is really interesting but I found it getting tedious quite quickly. Battles aren't the main focus but aren't great
I think I'd like it more if I'd never played a Sinnoh game before
(more in the alt text)
August 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Pokemon: Legends Arceus
I want to like it a lot more than I do. I think the game conceptually is really interesting but I found it getting tedious quite quickly. Battles aren't the main focus but aren't great
I think I'd like it more if I'd never played a Sinnoh game before
(more in the alt text)
I want to like it a lot more than I do. I think the game conceptually is really interesting but I found it getting tedious quite quickly. Battles aren't the main focus but aren't great
I think I'd like it more if I'd never played a Sinnoh game before
(more in the alt text)
I was looking at the achievement list for the House of the Dead 2 remake. Campaign is spelled wrong on multiple achievements and it's definitely interesting choice to have the pictures for the endings and bosses be screenshots from the original game
August 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I was looking at the achievement list for the House of the Dead 2 remake. Campaign is spelled wrong on multiple achievements and it's definitely interesting choice to have the pictures for the endings and bosses be screenshots from the original game
So far I only have one real issue with playing against Springtrap and that's that the default controller bindings have exiting the cameras and going through the security doors on the same button so if he's close by chances are he just gets a grab for free.
I do like the jumpscare though
I do like the jumpscare though
May 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So far I only have one real issue with playing against Springtrap and that's that the default controller bindings have exiting the cameras and going through the security doors on the same button so if he's close by chances are he just gets a grab for free.
I do like the jumpscare though
I do like the jumpscare though
The Maze of the Kings
I liked it. I like the setting and the options for which ammo type and equipment it's quite unique even if the supposedly randomised routes aren't quite as random as they'd like you to believe. Not the best rail shooter ever but still a fun enough time
I liked it. I like the setting and the options for which ammo type and equipment it's quite unique even if the supposedly randomised routes aren't quite as random as they'd like you to believe. Not the best rail shooter ever but still a fun enough time
May 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Maze of the Kings
I liked it. I like the setting and the options for which ammo type and equipment it's quite unique even if the supposedly randomised routes aren't quite as random as they'd like you to believe. Not the best rail shooter ever but still a fun enough time
I liked it. I like the setting and the options for which ammo type and equipment it's quite unique even if the supposedly randomised routes aren't quite as random as they'd like you to believe. Not the best rail shooter ever but still a fun enough time
Kotobuki Grand Prix
The worst kart racer I have ever played. It looks bad, doesn't play very well and there's 6 tracks in the entire game. Every character has a story which is nice but none of them are interesting.
It's not fun and just violently boring
The worst kart racer I have ever played. It looks bad, doesn't play very well and there's 6 tracks in the entire game. Every character has a story which is nice but none of them are interesting.
It's not fun and just violently boring
May 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Kotobuki Grand Prix
The worst kart racer I have ever played. It looks bad, doesn't play very well and there's 6 tracks in the entire game. Every character has a story which is nice but none of them are interesting.
It's not fun and just violently boring
The worst kart racer I have ever played. It looks bad, doesn't play very well and there's 6 tracks in the entire game. Every character has a story which is nice but none of them are interesting.
It's not fun and just violently boring
Since Chaos Shuffle is back on I decided to play some games with killers I don't play very often. The Unknown game went pretty well
May 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Since Chaos Shuffle is back on I decided to play some games with killers I don't play very often. The Unknown game went pretty well
Yu-Gi-Oh: Capsule Monster Coliseum
Played through it again and it's still pretty solid. Still a bit strange with where it would fit in but the game is a fun time
Played through it again and it's still pretty solid. Still a bit strange with where it would fit in but the game is a fun time
April 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yu-Gi-Oh: Capsule Monster Coliseum
Played through it again and it's still pretty solid. Still a bit strange with where it would fit in but the game is a fun time
Played through it again and it's still pretty solid. Still a bit strange with where it would fit in but the game is a fun time
Yakuza 5
It was fantastic, not sure if I like this or 4 more. I really liked the story and gameplay of all 5 characters across all 5 cities with a lot of gameplay variety across all the minigames and side stories. Another winner of a game from RGG Studio
It was fantastic, not sure if I like this or 4 more. I really liked the story and gameplay of all 5 characters across all 5 cities with a lot of gameplay variety across all the minigames and side stories. Another winner of a game from RGG Studio
April 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yakuza 5
It was fantastic, not sure if I like this or 4 more. I really liked the story and gameplay of all 5 characters across all 5 cities with a lot of gameplay variety across all the minigames and side stories. Another winner of a game from RGG Studio
It was fantastic, not sure if I like this or 4 more. I really liked the story and gameplay of all 5 characters across all 5 cities with a lot of gameplay variety across all the minigames and side stories. Another winner of a game from RGG Studio
Tokyo Ghoul (Season 1)
Did I watch it just because Kaneki got put in DBD and I wanted to know what his deal was? Yes.
Did I really enjoy watching it? Also yes. I liked all the characters, even Mado and Yamori are good in just how detestable they are. I should read the manga
Did I watch it just because Kaneki got put in DBD and I wanted to know what his deal was? Yes.
Did I really enjoy watching it? Also yes. I liked all the characters, even Mado and Yamori are good in just how detestable they are. I should read the manga
April 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tokyo Ghoul (Season 1)
Did I watch it just because Kaneki got put in DBD and I wanted to know what his deal was? Yes.
Did I really enjoy watching it? Also yes. I liked all the characters, even Mado and Yamori are good in just how detestable they are. I should read the manga
Did I watch it just because Kaneki got put in DBD and I wanted to know what his deal was? Yes.
Did I really enjoy watching it? Also yes. I liked all the characters, even Mado and Yamori are good in just how detestable they are. I should read the manga
Devil May Cry (Netflix)
It's not great. The action scenes are good and the voice actors do a great job unfortunately a good amount of the actual script is pretty bad. I did really like the white rabbit though.
I'd need more characters to explain my full thoughts
It's not great. The action scenes are good and the voice actors do a great job unfortunately a good amount of the actual script is pretty bad. I did really like the white rabbit though.
I'd need more characters to explain my full thoughts
April 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Devil May Cry (Netflix)
It's not great. The action scenes are good and the voice actors do a great job unfortunately a good amount of the actual script is pretty bad. I did really like the white rabbit though.
I'd need more characters to explain my full thoughts
It's not great. The action scenes are good and the voice actors do a great job unfortunately a good amount of the actual script is pretty bad. I did really like the white rabbit though.
I'd need more characters to explain my full thoughts
Lady's characterisation in the the new DMC anime is basically like if you fused these two together and then made her a cop
April 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Lady's characterisation in the the new DMC anime is basically like if you fused these two together and then made her a cop
I got the first couple of survivors but had to let the other two go when those were their names
April 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I got the first couple of survivors but had to let the other two go when those were their names