A.J.
@thatguyaj.bsky.social
Time is the great leveler. And neither money nor power holds sway over its relentless march.
Family, Buffalo Bills Football, Video Games, and shenanigans are my passions
Family, Buffalo Bills Football, Video Games, and shenanigans are my passions
Well how do you dooooooo? I have no idea why that's how I'm starting this but here we are. It's saturday, The Office is open, snacks are on the table in the break room, and it is currently 0 degrees outside.
So wrap up your snuggie and let's snuggle up with some work time twitch.tv/Austin_J
So wrap up your snuggie and let's snuggle up with some work time twitch.tv/Austin_J
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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February 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Well how do you dooooooo? I have no idea why that's how I'm starting this but here we are. It's saturday, The Office is open, snacks are on the table in the break room, and it is currently 0 degrees outside.
So wrap up your snuggie and let's snuggle up with some work time twitch.tv/Austin_J
So wrap up your snuggie and let's snuggle up with some work time twitch.tv/Austin_J
Well well well welllwelllwelllwellwelwellll I BET YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T DO IT! But I have! I am EARLY! Incredible time to be in The Office, not only are things kicking off 15 minutes early but also I have the best snack in the world...
Pizza, pretzel, combos I'll take no others twitch.tv/Austin_J
Pizza, pretzel, combos I'll take no others twitch.tv/Austin_J
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Well well well welllwelllwelllwellwelwellll I BET YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T DO IT! But I have! I am EARLY! Incredible time to be in The Office, not only are things kicking off 15 minutes early but also I have the best snack in the world...
Pizza, pretzel, combos I'll take no others twitch.tv/Austin_J
Pizza, pretzel, combos I'll take no others twitch.tv/Austin_J
Boy oh boy I'm late... but it's not my fault! I think that my dog must wear a watch because he knows exactly how long to be outside to make me late to The Office.
I'm telling you I let him outside at 8pm and he didn't come in (sauntering I might add) until 8:40! twitch.tv/Austin_J
I'm telling you I let him outside at 8pm and he didn't come in (sauntering I might add) until 8:40! twitch.tv/Austin_J
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Boy oh boy I'm late... but it's not my fault! I think that my dog must wear a watch because he knows exactly how long to be outside to make me late to The Office.
I'm telling you I let him outside at 8pm and he didn't come in (sauntering I might add) until 8:40! twitch.tv/Austin_J
I'm telling you I let him outside at 8pm and he didn't come in (sauntering I might add) until 8:40! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Heh you're talking to the guy who has shoveled his driveway THIRTEEN times this week. Thirteen damn times and no issue until the last shovel of snow when I strained my back.
So that's how my weekend is going and now The Office is open so you better be nice to me! twitch.tv/Austin_J
So that's how my weekend is going and now The Office is open so you better be nice to me! twitch.tv/Austin_J
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Heh you're talking to the guy who has shoveled his driveway THIRTEEN times this week. Thirteen damn times and no issue until the last shovel of snow when I strained my back.
So that's how my weekend is going and now The Office is open so you better be nice to me! twitch.tv/Austin_J
So that's how my weekend is going and now The Office is open so you better be nice to me! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Wow well aside from the TEN times that I shoveled this week, it hasn't been to bad. Can't say I'm sad that the week is over though. Friday night is my time to shine and intend to shine bright despite the aches from ALL THAT SHOVELING!
Buying a snowblower just as soon as possible twitch.tv/Austin_J
Buying a snowblower just as soon as possible twitch.tv/Austin_J
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Wow well aside from the TEN times that I shoveled this week, it hasn't been to bad. Can't say I'm sad that the week is over though. Friday night is my time to shine and intend to shine bright despite the aches from ALL THAT SHOVELING!
Buying a snowblower just as soon as possible twitch.tv/Austin_J
Buying a snowblower just as soon as possible twitch.tv/Austin_J
Boy boy boy it is WINTERY out there! We've been getting two inches an hour like we're living in some sort of cheap casting couch world and I really dislike it.
I know there's a better joke in there but I can't think of it and The Office is open now! twitch.tv/Austin_J
I know there's a better joke in there but I can't think of it and The Office is open now! twitch.tv/Austin_J
January 30, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Boy boy boy it is WINTERY out there! We've been getting two inches an hour like we're living in some sort of cheap casting couch world and I really dislike it.
I know there's a better joke in there but I can't think of it and The Office is open now! twitch.tv/Austin_J
I know there's a better joke in there but I can't think of it and The Office is open now! twitch.tv/Austin_J
You missed me, I missed you, how many shots will be missed tonight? We may never know. All I know is that The Office is open and I've been waiting for you.
Always waiting for you! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Always waiting for you! twitch.tv/Austin_J
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
You missed me, I missed you, how many shots will be missed tonight? We may never know. All I know is that The Office is open and I've been waiting for you.
Always waiting for you! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Always waiting for you! twitch.tv/Austin_J
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
Boy oh boy if we aren't back again once more in The Office. I've come to the realization that I enjoy cooking complex meals and even more so when I can share them in the discord for The Office. So thanks to all who enable my delusions of culinary grandeur.
I'd be lost without you twitch.tv/Austin_J
I'd be lost without you twitch.tv/Austin_J
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 19, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Boy oh boy if we aren't back again once more in The Office. I've come to the realization that I enjoy cooking complex meals and even more so when I can share them in the discord for The Office. So thanks to all who enable my delusions of culinary grandeur.
I'd be lost without you twitch.tv/Austin_J
I'd be lost without you twitch.tv/Austin_J
Oh buddy if I ever get the chance to have words with the referees of the Bills' game tonight... let's just say they'll get an earful and more.
Anyway, The Office is open and taking all who enter to go to the big folding table smashapalooza in the sky twitch.tv/Austin_J
Anyway, The Office is open and taking all who enter to go to the big folding table smashapalooza in the sky twitch.tv/Austin_J
Austin_J - Twitch
Anybody can be bad at a video game. It takes a true genius to be entertainingly bad.
twitch.tv
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Oh buddy if I ever get the chance to have words with the referees of the Bills' game tonight... let's just say they'll get an earful and more.
Anyway, The Office is open and taking all who enter to go to the big folding table smashapalooza in the sky twitch.tv/Austin_J
Anyway, The Office is open and taking all who enter to go to the big folding table smashapalooza in the sky twitch.tv/Austin_J
Man oh man I knew it was something special. The Office is now, Officially, the home to the one and only Assistant to the Regional Streamer Who Won Back to Back Fortnite Solos In A Row.
You can just call me ARSWWBBFSIAR for short twitch.tv/Austin_J
You can just call me ARSWWBBFSIAR for short twitch.tv/Austin_J
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Man oh man I knew it was something special. The Office is now, Officially, the home to the one and only Assistant to the Regional Streamer Who Won Back to Back Fortnite Solos In A Row.
You can just call me ARSWWBBFSIAR for short twitch.tv/Austin_J
You can just call me ARSWWBBFSIAR for short twitch.tv/Austin_J
Well we're here again after the debacle last night. All I wanted was to play video games and hang in The Office, instead the internet was knocked out by wind and Spectrum (like usual) took their sweet time getting it fixed
Tonight will make up for it... or at least I hope it will twitch.tv/Austin_J
Tonight will make up for it... or at least I hope it will twitch.tv/Austin_J
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Well we're here again after the debacle last night. All I wanted was to play video games and hang in The Office, instead the internet was knocked out by wind and Spectrum (like usual) took their sweet time getting it fixed
Tonight will make up for it... or at least I hope it will twitch.tv/Austin_J
Tonight will make up for it... or at least I hope it will twitch.tv/Austin_J
Alright we fuckin made it to Friday. Thank fuck for that. Let's hangout and just enjoy the company of other, compassionate, people and try to not worry too much about the state of things for a few hours.
You're always welcome in The office. Always. twitch.tv/Austin_J
You're always welcome in The office. Always. twitch.tv/Austin_J
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Alright we fuckin made it to Friday. Thank fuck for that. Let's hangout and just enjoy the company of other, compassionate, people and try to not worry too much about the state of things for a few hours.
You're always welcome in The office. Always. twitch.tv/Austin_J
You're always welcome in The office. Always. twitch.tv/Austin_J
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My “Hey don’t kill people” brand is really breaking people’s brains it seems
You have a brand. Congratulations!
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
My “Hey don’t kill people” brand is really breaking people’s brains it seems
Man is it tough for me to be on time for things. Told myself that in 2026 I'd be more organized and I hoped that would lead to better time management--it did not. But I'm here, The Office is open, and your desks are waiting.
Don't you just love having work to do at night time? twitch.tv/Austin_J
Don't you just love having work to do at night time? twitch.tv/Austin_J
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Man is it tough for me to be on time for things. Told myself that in 2026 I'd be more organized and I hoped that would lead to better time management--it did not. But I'm here, The Office is open, and your desks are waiting.
Don't you just love having work to do at night time? twitch.tv/Austin_J
Don't you just love having work to do at night time? twitch.tv/Austin_J
You know I heard a term for what it's called when you do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result. I just cannot think of it right now.
Anywho... we're rocking Fortnite again in The Office and that can't possibly end poorly twitch.tv/Austin_J
Anywho... we're rocking Fortnite again in The Office and that can't possibly end poorly twitch.tv/Austin_J
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
You know I heard a term for what it's called when you do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result. I just cannot think of it right now.
Anywho... we're rocking Fortnite again in The Office and that can't possibly end poorly twitch.tv/Austin_J
Anywho... we're rocking Fortnite again in The Office and that can't possibly end poorly twitch.tv/Austin_J
Alright alright alright all you 2026'ers... we are here finally and we have arrived at the FIRST Uncasual Casual Friday of the year. That means everyone is on their best behaviors and following the rules perfectly!
Don't forget your resolutions are still intact! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Don't forget your resolutions are still intact! twitch.tv/Austin_J
January 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Alright alright alright all you 2026'ers... we are here finally and we have arrived at the FIRST Uncasual Casual Friday of the year. That means everyone is on their best behaviors and following the rules perfectly!
Don't forget your resolutions are still intact! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Don't forget your resolutions are still intact! twitch.tv/Austin_J
The Office is opening very late tonight but that does not change the goal: a win before the new year. That's all I want and all I am chasing after tonight.
You have to be there to experience and your desk is waiting! twitch.tv/Austin_J
You have to be there to experience and your desk is waiting! twitch.tv/Austin_J
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The Office is opening very late tonight but that does not change the goal: a win before the new year. That's all I want and all I am chasing after tonight.
You have to be there to experience and your desk is waiting! twitch.tv/Austin_J
You have to be there to experience and your desk is waiting! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Sometimes you just have to do things out of spite--and this is one of those times. I am exactly on time to The Office purely to spite disease and that is going to work for and against me.
Doesn't matter as long as it works! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Doesn't matter as long as it works! twitch.tv/Austin_J
December 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sometimes you just have to do things out of spite--and this is one of those times. I am exactly on time to The Office purely to spite disease and that is going to work for and against me.
Doesn't matter as long as it works! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Doesn't matter as long as it works! twitch.tv/Austin_J
Perfect pancakes? ✅
Laundry and dishes done? ✅
Arriving to open The Office early morning time before our regularly scheduled hours in the evening? DAMN DOUBLE ✅
Let's get some morning work done twitch.tv/Austin_J
Laundry and dishes done? ✅
Arriving to open The Office early morning time before our regularly scheduled hours in the evening? DAMN DOUBLE ✅
Let's get some morning work done twitch.tv/Austin_J
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Perfect pancakes? ✅
Laundry and dishes done? ✅
Arriving to open The Office early morning time before our regularly scheduled hours in the evening? DAMN DOUBLE ✅
Let's get some morning work done twitch.tv/Austin_J
Laundry and dishes done? ✅
Arriving to open The Office early morning time before our regularly scheduled hours in the evening? DAMN DOUBLE ✅
Let's get some morning work done twitch.tv/Austin_J
Nothing fancy, no cool tagline, I didn't even bring snacks. All I want is to get a win because the Bills lost today.
That's it. twitch.tv/Austin_J
That's it. twitch.tv/Austin_J
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Nothing fancy, no cool tagline, I didn't even bring snacks. All I want is to get a win because the Bills lost today.
That's it. twitch.tv/Austin_J
That's it. twitch.tv/Austin_J
Man oh man oh man I thought I would just play one game earlier in the afternoon today and everything would be fine... unfortunately I lost my victory crown!
That's okay I'll just take one off the next poor soul that crosses my path! It's how we do it in The Office twitch.tv/Austin_J
That's okay I'll just take one off the next poor soul that crosses my path! It's how we do it in The Office twitch.tv/Austin_J
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Man oh man oh man I thought I would just play one game earlier in the afternoon today and everything would be fine... unfortunately I lost my victory crown!
That's okay I'll just take one off the next poor soul that crosses my path! It's how we do it in The Office twitch.tv/Austin_J
That's okay I'll just take one off the next poor soul that crosses my path! It's how we do it in The Office twitch.tv/Austin_J
MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN... I don't know about you, but I'm feeling thirty... FOUR! Listen, rhyming has never really been my thing but the sentiment stands and that means it's game time!
There's so much to do in The Office AND I brought snacks! twitch.tv/Austin_J
There's so much to do in The Office AND I brought snacks! twitch.tv/Austin_J
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN... I don't know about you, but I'm feeling thirty... FOUR! Listen, rhyming has never really been my thing but the sentiment stands and that means it's game time!
There's so much to do in The Office AND I brought snacks! twitch.tv/Austin_J
There's so much to do in The Office AND I brought snacks! twitch.tv/Austin_J
ANNOUNCEMENT!!
It is officially December 19th and that day, as you should know, is my birthday! Big workday ahead of us in the Office bright and early about 9am EST!
Be there. I expect full desks, paperwork being shuffled, and snacks all around
It is officially December 19th and that day, as you should know, is my birthday! Big workday ahead of us in the Office bright and early about 9am EST!
Be there. I expect full desks, paperwork being shuffled, and snacks all around
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT!!
It is officially December 19th and that day, as you should know, is my birthday! Big workday ahead of us in the Office bright and early about 9am EST!
Be there. I expect full desks, paperwork being shuffled, and snacks all around
It is officially December 19th and that day, as you should know, is my birthday! Big workday ahead of us in the Office bright and early about 9am EST!
Be there. I expect full desks, paperwork being shuffled, and snacks all around
Lucky you to get even more time in The Office... unlucky me for what I'm about to go through all in the hunt for a new umbrella. I'm like a more violent, less lyrically talented, Mary Poppins.
And I know that's exactly why you all come into The Office twitch.tv/Austin_J
And I know that's exactly why you all come into The Office twitch.tv/Austin_J
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Lucky you to get even more time in The Office... unlucky me for what I'm about to go through all in the hunt for a new umbrella. I'm like a more violent, less lyrically talented, Mary Poppins.
And I know that's exactly why you all come into The Office twitch.tv/Austin_J
And I know that's exactly why you all come into The Office twitch.tv/Austin_J