✨Daddy Barbie✨
@thatgurl-matu.bsky.social
Mentally I’m 🫠
Physically I’m 🔥
Spiritually I’m 👻
Dallas, TX
Physically I’m 🔥
Spiritually I’m 👻
Dallas, TX
The people have been heard
Milo Manheim to play Flynn Rider in Disney’s live-action ‘Tangled’ movie.
January 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The people have been heard
I can’t wait for people to give up on their New Year’s resolutions so my gym will have space
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I can’t wait for people to give up on their New Year’s resolutions so my gym will have space
For context when I say :
Hehe = 👹
Haha = 🙄
Lol = 🤭
Lmao = 🤣
Rofl = I would never send this, I’ve been kidnapped and they have my phone pretending to be me
Hehe = 👹
Haha = 🙄
Lol = 🤭
Lmao = 🤣
Rofl = I would never send this, I’ve been kidnapped and they have my phone pretending to be me
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
For context when I say :
Hehe = 👹
Haha = 🙄
Lol = 🤭
Lmao = 🤣
Rofl = I would never send this, I’ve been kidnapped and they have my phone pretending to be me
Hehe = 👹
Haha = 🙄
Lol = 🤭
Lmao = 🤣
Rofl = I would never send this, I’ve been kidnapped and they have my phone pretending to be me
Dear men,
I do not need you to find the barcode. Just put it on the fucking counter.
Signed,
Every person that works at a gas station anywhere.
I do not need you to find the barcode. Just put it on the fucking counter.
Signed,
Every person that works at a gas station anywhere.
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dear men,
I do not need you to find the barcode. Just put it on the fucking counter.
Signed,
Every person that works at a gas station anywhere.
I do not need you to find the barcode. Just put it on the fucking counter.
Signed,
Every person that works at a gas station anywhere.
If you need a recipe to grill burgers, you shouldn’t be allowed to have a drivers license.
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If you need a recipe to grill burgers, you shouldn’t be allowed to have a drivers license.
Why do yt men talk? Matter fact why do men talk? MATTER OF FACT WHY DO MEN?!?!?
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Why do yt men talk? Matter fact why do men talk? MATTER OF FACT WHY DO MEN?!?!?
I feel like in 2025 men should know better. So if you’re a man and you tell me to smile, I’m punching you in the throat
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I feel like in 2025 men should know better. So if you’re a man and you tell me to smile, I’m punching you in the throat
I love it when my old alcoholic regulars come in the store and they’ve gotten sober and they look 20 years younger.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love it when my old alcoholic regulars come in the store and they’ve gotten sober and they look 20 years younger.
If you are one of the people who watched Weapons in theatre I need to know. Did yall crack up laughing at the end at that theater? Cause I would’ve been kicked out.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you are one of the people who watched Weapons in theatre I need to know. Did yall crack up laughing at the end at that theater? Cause I would’ve been kicked out.
So when were you fucking traitors going to tell me Jon Bellion is fine as FUCK!?!?
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So when were you fucking traitors going to tell me Jon Bellion is fine as FUCK!?!?
A word of advice. If your resume is 3 pages long, front and back and you only have 4 years of work experience….its too long
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A word of advice. If your resume is 3 pages long, front and back and you only have 4 years of work experience….its too long
The situation with American farmers will never not blow my mind because…..yall know Trump is bad for your farms, he bankrupted American farmers the last time he was in office. Yall needed multiple bailouts from the government l. What did you expect to be different?
October 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The situation with American farmers will never not blow my mind because…..yall know Trump is bad for your farms, he bankrupted American farmers the last time he was in office. Yall needed multiple bailouts from the government l. What did you expect to be different?
Unless each part is 10+ episodes then Netflix needs to cut this shit out. You can’t release 3 episodes of a show and go on a month hiatus for no reason, it doesn’t build anticipation it kills momentum. Look what happened with Wednesday?
Season 4 of Bridgerton will be released in two parts.💎🎬
Part 1 will premiere January 29.
Part 2 will debut February 26.
#Bridgerton #Netflix
Part 1 will premiere January 29.
Part 2 will debut February 26.
#Bridgerton #Netflix
October 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Unless each part is 10+ episodes then Netflix needs to cut this shit out. You can’t release 3 episodes of a show and go on a month hiatus for no reason, it doesn’t build anticipation it kills momentum. Look what happened with Wednesday?
FYI more people in America speak Spanish than you think
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
FYI more people in America speak Spanish than you think
Just got called a bitch because man put his money on the counter and I did the same with his change. So now everyone is gonna have a bad day.
October 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just got called a bitch because man put his money on the counter and I did the same with his change. So now everyone is gonna have a bad day.
Today my motivational quote app said “you deserve the love you keep trying to give to everyone else” and like…what if that was my 13th reason?
October 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Today my motivational quote app said “you deserve the love you keep trying to give to everyone else” and like…what if that was my 13th reason?
If you are man on a dating app I’m going give you free advice. Critical thinking is not an unusual skill. It’s something any person over the age of 10 should have. Juggling while blind folded is an usual skill.
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you are man on a dating app I’m going give you free advice. Critical thinking is not an unusual skill. It’s something any person over the age of 10 should have. Juggling while blind folded is an usual skill.
Left my Apple Watch at home and now my wrist feels weird
August 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Left my Apple Watch at home and now my wrist feels weird
WE’RE GOING UP UP UP ITS OUR MOMENT
‘KPOP DEMON HUNTERS’ has become Netflix’s most popular original film of all time.
August 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
WE’RE GOING UP UP UP ITS OUR MOMENT
Like the closet door was made of thoughts and prayers
August 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Like the closet door was made of thoughts and prayers
In today’s news. The CEO of Crumbl cookie has come out as gay. Later at 7, Water is wet. Stay tuned for more.
August 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
In today’s news. The CEO of Crumbl cookie has come out as gay. Later at 7, Water is wet. Stay tuned for more.
One specific pop artist made a house album all of a sudden the girls are “Kat kata kat kat hurricane” now she’s done a country album and they follow the trend there. BUT YOU TRY TO CONVINCE ME SHES NOT AN ICON? Lol ok
Lana Del Rey says her upcoming album ‘Stove’ consists of predominantly Country music:
“Eight years ago, when I was looking to make a country record, no one else was thinking about country. Now everyone is going country!”
(wmagazine.com/culture/lana-d…)
“Eight years ago, when I was looking to make a country record, no one else was thinking about country. Now everyone is going country!”
(wmagazine.com/culture/lana-d…)
August 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
One specific pop artist made a house album all of a sudden the girls are “Kat kata kat kat hurricane” now she’s done a country album and they follow the trend there. BUT YOU TRY TO CONVINCE ME SHES NOT AN ICON? Lol ok
Moments like this make me realize I won’t miss being in the same time zone as some of my followers
August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Moments like this make me realize I won’t miss being in the same time zone as some of my followers
I hate when the lottery gets really high because all the idiots who don’t understand the lottery start buying tickets
August 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I hate when the lottery gets really high because all the idiots who don’t understand the lottery start buying tickets
Deadass fuck LA Fitness. That threw off my whole vibe.
August 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Deadass fuck LA Fitness. That threw off my whole vibe.