The frenchiest fry
@thatgoober.bsky.social
‘Tis I, the frenchiest fry
That keyboard isn’t plugged in, it’s like handing your little brother a broken controller
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 PM
That keyboard isn’t plugged in, it’s like handing your little brother a broken controller
He uses arch btw
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
He uses arch btw
What I actually mean when I say Im built different
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
What I actually mean when I say Im built different
When you are past the exposition
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 PM
When you are past the exposition
I can only think of that scene from The Lego Movie. Good job!
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I can only think of that scene from The Lego Movie. Good job!
He speaks enchanting table
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
He speaks enchanting table
Im not a narc, you can trust me
January 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Im not a narc, you can trust me
Who’s gonna stop you???
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Who’s gonna stop you???
It’s the end of the world as we know it…
And I feel fineee
And I feel fineee
January 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
It’s the end of the world as we know it…
And I feel fineee
And I feel fineee
He don’t think, therefore, he ain’t
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 PM
He don’t think, therefore, he ain’t
Socrates would have a field day with this.
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Socrates would have a field day with this.
Every day we stray further away from god
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Every day we stray further away from god
Pompom - Ghost Psychic type
The elusive Pompom stays in mostly urban areas, using its cartoon like appearance to charm passerby. It loves to entertain. The only issue is that it doesn’t know a prank from attempted murder. Train at your own risk!
The elusive Pompom stays in mostly urban areas, using its cartoon like appearance to charm passerby. It loves to entertain. The only issue is that it doesn’t know a prank from attempted murder. Train at your own risk!
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Pompom - Ghost Psychic type
The elusive Pompom stays in mostly urban areas, using its cartoon like appearance to charm passerby. It loves to entertain. The only issue is that it doesn’t know a prank from attempted murder. Train at your own risk!
The elusive Pompom stays in mostly urban areas, using its cartoon like appearance to charm passerby. It loves to entertain. The only issue is that it doesn’t know a prank from attempted murder. Train at your own risk!
This planet could use a little more silliness.
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 PM
This planet could use a little more silliness.
You may not believe in him, but he believes in you
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
You may not believe in him, but he believes in you
*Marvin the Martin voice*
Ah, this goo thing has taken the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Ah, this goo thing has taken the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
*Marvin the Martin voice*
Ah, this goo thing has taken the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Ah, this goo thing has taken the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
I, a big critter, also want a friend
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I, a big critter, also want a friend
All the earthling headpats
January 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
All the earthling headpats
This is what the lizard people were hiding from us. And who would hide such a cute baby??
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This is what the lizard people were hiding from us. And who would hide such a cute baby??
Hey, you do you. Just don’t crash the art economy
January 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Hey, you do you. Just don’t crash the art economy
Knowing him, he’ll be imprisoned for felony tomfoolery charges
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Knowing him, he’ll be imprisoned for felony tomfoolery charges
Absolute vibe
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Absolute vibe