Danny, Seer of Rain
@thatgoatdork.bsky.social
26 | He/Him | Meteorology/PoliSci | Open relationship (but don't be weird about it) | 🔞, children be gone | Dorky bisexual nerd goat looking for buddies :3
DUDE ACTUALLY Who the FUCK is this guy and why have I seen this fucking ad? I haven't lived in Italy for almost 2 years?????
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
DUDE ACTUALLY Who the FUCK is this guy and why have I seen this fucking ad? I haven't lived in Italy for almost 2 years?????
MmmMMmMm acorn squash 👀👀👀
My favorite time of the year isn't any season, but the transition between them when I get to change what produce I cook with. Cook in the season, it's refreshing to have a change! If you need somewhere to start, USDA has a GREAT guide:
snaped.fns.usda.gov/resources/nu...
My favorite time of the year isn't any season, but the transition between them when I get to change what produce I cook with. Cook in the season, it's refreshing to have a change! If you need somewhere to start, USDA has a GREAT guide:
snaped.fns.usda.gov/resources/nu...
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
MmmMMmMm acorn squash 👀👀👀
My favorite time of the year isn't any season, but the transition between them when I get to change what produce I cook with. Cook in the season, it's refreshing to have a change! If you need somewhere to start, USDA has a GREAT guide:
snaped.fns.usda.gov/resources/nu...
My favorite time of the year isn't any season, but the transition between them when I get to change what produce I cook with. Cook in the season, it's refreshing to have a change! If you need somewhere to start, USDA has a GREAT guide:
snaped.fns.usda.gov/resources/nu...
That's it, let it slide right in~ 😏
Because they're sliders...
Stayed with a bunch of buddies for Furpoc and I was the cook keeping everyone fueled for a great weekend, cuz I'm the best like that 😎
Because they're sliders...
Stayed with a bunch of buddies for Furpoc and I was the cook keeping everyone fueled for a great weekend, cuz I'm the best like that 😎
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
That's it, let it slide right in~ 😏
Because they're sliders...
Stayed with a bunch of buddies for Furpoc and I was the cook keeping everyone fueled for a great weekend, cuz I'm the best like that 😎
Because they're sliders...
Stayed with a bunch of buddies for Furpoc and I was the cook keeping everyone fueled for a great weekend, cuz I'm the best like that 😎
As a Halloween gift, here's me absolutely blasting off on another Halloween thinking about werewolves~
Need all that warm goodness spurting deep inside someone's tight hole rn 😩💦
Need all that warm goodness spurting deep inside someone's tight hole rn 😩💦
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
As a Halloween gift, here's me absolutely blasting off on another Halloween thinking about werewolves~
Need all that warm goodness spurting deep inside someone's tight hole rn 😩💦
Need all that warm goodness spurting deep inside someone's tight hole rn 😩💦
DEFINITELY completely unrelated to being at furpoc, but I figured the coincidentally nearby furries would appreciate goat shmeat for #fcf 👀
(with an extra helping of flank)
(with an extra helping of flank)
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
DEFINITELY completely unrelated to being at furpoc, but I figured the coincidentally nearby furries would appreciate goat shmeat for #fcf 👀
(with an extra helping of flank)
(with an extra helping of flank)
Finally having just one place to direct my attention is gonna help me stay honest and actually post more lol, especially the fun stuff that ISN'T my hot nerd bod
October 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Finally having just one place to direct my attention is gonna help me stay honest and actually post more lol, especially the fun stuff that ISN'T my hot nerd bod
Warning: Within these archives you will find the corniest, horniest, and thorniest takes presented to date. Viewer discretion is not advised - live a little! :3
September 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Warning: Within these archives you will find the corniest, horniest, and thorniest takes presented to date. Viewer discretion is not advised - live a little! :3
"Forgot to pay the harbor toll, hmm? Well I think we can figure out a deal~"
Harbormaster getup for FSC, because sashes are hot af and we should bring them back into the mainstream 😩
Harbormaster getup for FSC, because sashes are hot af and we should bring them back into the mainstream 😩
September 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Forgot to pay the harbor toll, hmm? Well I think we can figure out a deal~"
Harbormaster getup for FSC, because sashes are hot af and we should bring them back into the mainstream 😩
Harbormaster getup for FSC, because sashes are hot af and we should bring them back into the mainstream 😩
Moving into a new place and this is suddenly acutely relatable.
August 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Moving into a new place and this is suddenly acutely relatable.
I have GOT to figure out a good way to record me pillow humping, cuz I've gotten so good at it that I don't even need to be pent up for days anymore to spurt through my undies 😵💫💦
August 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I have GOT to figure out a good way to record me pillow humping, cuz I've gotten so good at it that I don't even need to be pent up for days anymore to spurt through my undies 😵💫💦
In other news, when I say "hiatus," this is the kinda shit I've been up to 👀
August 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
In other news, when I say "hiatus," this is the kinda shit I've been up to 👀
I've been made aware it was just #nationalunderwareday so enjoy my return from hiatus with me cumming through tighty whities because I liked how the fabric felt :3
August 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I've been made aware it was just #nationalunderwareday so enjoy my return from hiatus with me cumming through tighty whities because I liked how the fabric felt :3
The Battle of Wyoming during the Revolutionary War? The one that took place in Wyoming Valley? Yeah that shit's in PENNSYLVANIA????
This country makes no goddamn sense, but you know what does? Adding a wand to your desperate and needy pillow humping :3
This country makes no goddamn sense, but you know what does? Adding a wand to your desperate and needy pillow humping :3
May 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The Battle of Wyoming during the Revolutionary War? The one that took place in Wyoming Valley? Yeah that shit's in PENNSYLVANIA????
This country makes no goddamn sense, but you know what does? Adding a wand to your desperate and needy pillow humping :3
This country makes no goddamn sense, but you know what does? Adding a wand to your desperate and needy pillow humping :3
Dressed up ol Suave Ricardo the way I'm tryna look 🕴️
Anybody else appreciate guys in sharp suits like me? Or girls 👀💦
Anybody else appreciate guys in sharp suits like me? Or girls 👀💦
April 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Dressed up ol Suave Ricardo the way I'm tryna look 🕴️
Anybody else appreciate guys in sharp suits like me? Or girls 👀💦
Anybody else appreciate guys in sharp suits like me? Or girls 👀💦
For my first act of consolidation: look at these fuckin pinterest board ah spring season displays I made. They're really pulling folks in and it gives me sweet satisfaction knowing maybe I DO know something about styling 😌
April 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
For my first act of consolidation: look at these fuckin pinterest board ah spring season displays I made. They're really pulling folks in and it gives me sweet satisfaction knowing maybe I DO know something about styling 😌
Should've kept my damn mouth shut.
January 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Should've kept my damn mouth shut.
It's after hours at Goat Gapers, but looks like this one's too worked up to wait until getting home...
"Come around back with me. 😈"
"Come around back with me. 😈"
December 21, 2024 at 3:02 AM
It's after hours at Goat Gapers, but looks like this one's too worked up to wait until getting home...
"Come around back with me. 😈"
"Come around back with me. 😈"
Bsky gets this too: Sex Potatoes
Not as good as sex, but they're damn close 😤
Not as good as sex, but they're damn close 😤
December 21, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Bsky gets this too: Sex Potatoes
Not as good as sex, but they're damn close 😤
Not as good as sex, but they're damn close 😤
Told y'all I'd be posting more, like the goober I've always been 😉
- "Welcome home! Oh, me? I'm just playing with my hog, listen to him squeal!"
- "Welcome home! Oh, me? I'm just playing with my hog, listen to him squeal!"
October 26, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Told y'all I'd be posting more, like the goober I've always been 😉
- "Welcome home! Oh, me? I'm just playing with my hog, listen to him squeal!"
- "Welcome home! Oh, me? I'm just playing with my hog, listen to him squeal!"
Hi! I'm gonna post more here, starting with balls :3
October 26, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Hi! I'm gonna post more here, starting with balls :3
"Well well well, look who decided to roll out of bed! I see you peekin', so how bout I finish this cup and we go back to bed to roll around some more?~"
October 3, 2024 at 2:31 PM
"Well well well, look who decided to roll out of bed! I see you peekin', so how bout I finish this cup and we go back to bed to roll around some more?~"
Legitimately, uniform lewds are some of the hottest shit ever 🥴
July 27, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Legitimately, uniform lewds are some of the hottest shit ever 🥴
Ain't nobody out there this time of night, what better place?~
July 25, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Ain't nobody out there this time of night, what better place?~