Don't be the dude who makes me tell my coworker "if he comes in again, come get me"

You gon' hate to see me coming

🎶OH COME LET US ADORE HIM🎶

I hope you set gentle resolutions for yourself in 2025.

To be proud of your best. To show up for yourself. To know you're the only one you need to impress.

I love you and I'll love you into the New Year, friends 💕

You can veer into my lane and inch up on my side all you want, sweet pea, I'm not letting you do SHIT until you put a blinker on 💅🏻

Oso's new morning routine is to get off his bed, bunch up his blanket, and use all of his #Bluey toys as a pillow 🥹

Silco? Silco.

Gosh this costume's just too fun (albeit way too hot for Atlanta with the coat on)

#Arcane

Today I finally accepted that me, my degree, and my three certifications are simply no match for my boss's complete and lack of reading comprehension skills 💀

Felt cute 💕

Did an "actors" rewatch of Gladiator 2 and it was mind blowing. Sympathized with characters I didn't expect to, cried at parts that truly broke me, and was so engaged with *every* motive.

This is my whole personality now. Gods, please, let there be a role for me like this out there in the future.

Dog photo tax, because this is a new platform and I need to establish his presence immediately

They won't know why, or even appreciate it, but I made sure all the treats I prepped for the shelter dogs tomorrow were made with turkey flavored wet food, pumpkin, and apple.

They deserve it.

A black widow, a cockroach, and a Jerusalem Cricket walked into a bar.

That bar was my house, and I'm going to have to burn it down now. RIP.

The feminine urge to do all the household projects I know I should do *with* my partner by myself while he's away 😌

Is there a job that's like, "beautiful tall statuesque woman who sips wine and drives up prices at high-end art auctions" because I just really feel like I would thrive in that position