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ThatGirlAmber
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The older I get and the more sober the younger generation gets… the more I realize we may have been the last generation to trauma bond thru drugs and bad choices. And I’m here for the memories.
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December 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My daughter told me she was proud of me this morning. I held up my promise to be a the BEST mom I could be. I'm late-diagnosed bipolor. I've worked hard these 10 years through therapy and meds to keep my promise you my girl.
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’m only considered nice because 99% of my thoughts don’t make it outside.
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Black Christmas playlist in the background while I give the house a good scrubbing. Smells like Fabuloso and Egyptian Musk incense. #BlackSkyOver30
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Nothing humbles you more than trying on formal dresses over the age of 35.
November 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Use the poom poom powers for good ladies. Don’t have them late for work and then they can’t buy you tacos… wait until you get ready to go get tacos… poom poom power… now you got tacos, your favorite coffee and 3 new candles.
October 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don’t always double carb… but when I do, it’s a leftover spaghetti sandwich!
October 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Pride is one hell of a drug… or whatever Rick James said. #blacksky
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The neighborhood chicken scared the shit out of me the other night. All in my bushes sounding like a serial killer.
October 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It’s almost a Queen Libras birthday!!
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day to everyone… except the racist of the world. May your day be plagued with as many problems as Columbus‘s voyage! #indigenouspeoplesday
October 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The only accidents worth celebrating are babies and medicine NOT the colonization of an already occupied land. Happy Indigenous
Peoples Day!
October 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
When my preteen does something stupid. We talk it out. She isn’t going to learn a thing if I yell at her. No baby… we getting ready to this out till that lightbulb come on. “Yeah. That was dumb” I know! #parenting
October 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m a Libra. I care and don’t care at the same time.
October 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Why are kids with Bible names the worst behaved?
That is not a Gabriel. That is a Satan. Wrong angel.
October 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The way I’ve been trolling rapture 2025… I’ve secured my spot in the left behind 🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️
September 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m the friend that you can vent to but then we have to figure out a solution because I’m not gone keep listening to you talk about the same thing over and over again.
September 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Growing up in the South is knowing, “I wonder what they’re babies gone look like” is indeed a Southern slight. One or both of you might be ugly. #blacksky #blackskyover30
September 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m old enough to remember when tv closed at midnight.
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September 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Once I take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit.
September 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m one of the most accepting people you’ll ever meet, so if I don’t like someone. Take heed. My spidey senses are going off. And they’re NEVER wrong.
September 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Unpopular opinion but the truth: Americas education system did exactly what it was suppose to do. Create worker bees.
August 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm a fan of America now being a consumer of global music instead of the seller.
August 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Finding my dad healed a part of me I didn’t realize was hurt.
August 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The lady in the pickpocket video is from NC. I knew I heard a southern accent and smelt a hint of “where’s your momma?”
August 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM