Ooo I’ve actually met this guy… his name is Greg and it’s truly just a case of being completely misunderstood. He just really really loves Halloween and is trying to bring the pumpkin patch to you. He’s actually quite lovely. We had tea once, we couldn’t really drink it because well… you know

Why do all Millennials have a redhead fetish? I don’t know bitch you tell me…

Just a hangry ghost!