Gabriel J. Flood
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Gabriel J. Flood
@thatgabeflood.bsky.social
Charismautistic. Hyperceptive. Mostly human-shaped contradictionary of pen and key. More dog-*listener* than -whisperer. Cancer survivor, technically.

I will "see" or "hear" things you did not mean to communicate. Sorry about that.
Del Toro seldom misses.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Flu hate yu
Yu hate flu
Who beat who
I bet you

(poteto not related, but still important)
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not all, you haven't.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Siegward would be proud of you for how far you've journeyed, neighbor.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I feel oddly certain that if anyone could do so, it would be someone like you far more often than not, ma'am.

I, too, have felt like some core portion of me became lost somewhere deep inside some years ago, while what remains here on the surface is... hollowed. Yet a stubborn light endures.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Somewhere between Orange and Cream, really. ...so like... creamsicle?
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November 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I'll sit and talk with you instead, if you want.
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool! Now can someone please patch it to run on Steam Deck, please??
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Yoooo are you playing on Steam, by chance?? Because if you're in the market for some JOLLY COOPERATION,
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November 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I'm a fan 😊
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'll confess to being largely relieved by this outcome
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Violent allergy to encountered opinions increasingly manifests in comorbidity with unaddressed, untreated, debilitating levels of personal, ethical, and/or social insecurity, I continue to find

Research is ongoing and largely against my own will
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Look I'm no historian, but I'm like... 51% sure that government-mandated, NATO-enforced lead-lined diaper protocols in events of suspected "wanton gastrointestinal recklessness" were codified in the 1954 Geneva Accords, likely motioned on or directly after the June 15th lunch recess

...taco tuesday
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me these days, every time I check social media in any form whatsoever:
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
is there a comedically selective echo in here
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November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Instincts honed to a perfect spearpoint in every way except for being made of Nerf foam
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is entirely wholesome, and I am immediately bettered for your having conveyed it here, neighbor 😊
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I immediately regret having said a thing out loud
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I mean all I really see is a successful and conclusive investigation into a potential act of biological terrorism

but then, I'm sort of a toilet bowl-half-full kind of a soul, I suppose
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM