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Be gay, do crime, and above all, be kind💕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

26|| Socially awkward plant person from Maine who just wants a nice little life with video games and cats tbh

They/them🍄

I yap about food, cats, wrestling, games, and whatever shows I'm watching rn!! ✨
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Yeehaw,,, (actual image of what being sleep deprived feels like included)
Image of a little black cat plushie with big yellow eyes, their body is very straight and they look scraggly
March 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Never let anyone ruin your day for you! DIY! (Comic idea not recommended but it is cute)💕✨🌙
Artist: harajuku.shrimp
A comic of Sailor Moon Usagi and Luna the cat in a cute anime style, with big expressive eyes and lots of colors. Usagi is wearing her sailor scout outfit. Three panels read left to right: (Usagi does a cute sailor scout pose, Luna pops up from the bottom right corner) Usagi: "Don't let anyone else ruin your day!" Luna: "YES!" (Usagi moves closer and does a finger up pose, Luna remains where she is) Usagi: "It's YOUR day!" Luna: "THAT'S RIGHT!" (Usagi moves away, showing a full body pose with hand on hip and peace sign against face while Luna, still in the corner, changes to a detailed, disgruntled face) Usagi: "RUIN IT YOURSELF!" Luna: (in a different font indicating it being said differently than the other text) "What." Artist watermark on one panel reads "harajuku.shrimp"
March 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The cycle must continue
A picture of a striped brown and cream colored tabby cat with short legs on a white background. The top of the image says "I wake up", and an arrow points in a half circle to the bottom. A side piece of text says "I say 'ohh ahh still so eepy sleepy'". The bottom of the image says "I fall asleep again", and another semicircle arrow points back up top, and the side text reads "I have funky wunky wittle dreams". The image creates a cycle in which you read through the entire thing again starting from the top.
March 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Margarita and Schitts Creek time!! 🥰
Two glasses sitting on a table filled with margarita wine, they're rimmed with salt/sugar and each have a metal straw inside, topped with a pink/blue silicon piece.
March 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Live footage of me having any fruit
A simple black and white comic (only color is the real pictures of peaches used), with four panels, the first shows a big eyed character with a peach in their mouth and text saying "Me when PEACH". Next panel shows a peach in the middle of a bedroom and the character running and bouncing off the walls-literally- excited for the peach. Next panel shows the character eating the peach with sharp teeth, and juice spraying all over as if they're feral. Last panel is character on their hands and knees in a puddle of peach juice, their mouth and hands covered and a single slice of peach remaining.
March 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Uhm yes I'm an artist 😌💅

I drew this a while back when I was sick of headaches and wanted to share it lmao
A traditional art drawing using crayons and a black marker for an outline of the pokemon psyduck holding their head, with messy wavy purple lines all around the pokemon and a blue background. "LIFE IS HEADACHE" is written in orange and red block lettering on the top of the page, with sharp squiggles around to emphasize.
March 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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In honor of it being windy today, the classic
A screenshot of a tumblr post by user "everythingfoxes" of a small red fox standing in the snow, and it's so windy their ears go back and they make a silly face. User "foxpost-generator" reposted and added "it fucken WIMDY"
March 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Cookies and oatmilk time babey!!!
A blue and white plate with six large, golden brown chocolate chip cookies on it. The plate is sat on a table next to an open window, where you can see leaves on the ground.
March 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Ooo this was so cute!! I'd live in here if I could
A character creator from picrew, with a chibi cute art style. The character is small and inside of a little glass terrarium/herbarium, filled with small plants and flowers, and tiny pink butterflies. A small golden heart charm lies on top of the sphere, with a rich green ribbon tied around the top as well. The background is a similar green color, with a plant stamp behind it. The character inside is white skinned and blonde, with blue eyes and a cat-like mouth. They're wearing a green cloak, and brown pants with a puffy white shirt also. They have glasses on, and add holding a small brown moth like a cat. "Herbarium" is written on a slightly worn piece of paper pasted to the glass.
March 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The endless cycle,,, I'm currently on the top part because I've been seeing so many cool designs lately tho!
A meme showing a cycle of playing animal crossing. At the top, a picture of animal crossing new horizons from the game trailer, with "playing acnh" written below. An arrow to the right and downward points to a person sadly holding a controller in their hands in a dark room. "eventually get bored/finish your island/get uninspired/etc. and stop playing" is written below. An arrow points to the left and the bottom-most image, which is of a screenshot of acnh where someone has designed it very nicely, adding a garden and pathways in front of the museum. "days to possibly a year later you see a photo/video/media of acnh that you think looks cool/cute/inspiring/etc." is written below. An arrow then points up and to the left, which is an image of a person standing with their arm crossed, and one hand on their cheek while they look away in a thinking pose. "'hmm... maybe I should play acnh again. would be fun to revisit it....'" is written below. An arrow then points upward and to the right, back to the topmost image and restarting the cycle.
March 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Iced matcha latte in my ghost cup!! Yum yum yum
A black cup with a white ghost pattern, filled with ice and a light green colored drink (matcha mixed with oat milk). The cup has a black straw and lid, and a white ghost straw topper. The lid is being held open by a white persons hand.
March 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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My faves!! I really love pokemon and would've filled up multiple pages if I could tho 🥰
A pink, white and blue pokemon, sylveon, playfully winking at the camera with hearts and sparkles around. They have a bow tie on, and are using the ribbons to pose as well A yellow pokemon, pikachu, sitting on the grass smiling with their mouth open A small pokemon, togepi, who is partially in an egg is being held up by two hands. They are very excited A purple/grey pokemon, Espurr, is sitting on a seat and holding a purple flower. They have large pink eyes and a very tiny mouth and nose.
March 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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My partner and I made pizza and breadsticks for elimination chamber tonight🍕✨
Homemade cheese sticks cut into rectangles, the top is golden and brushed with butter and herbs Homemade cheese pizza in a large round pan, cut into slices. The top is golden with brown spots, and the entire thing is brushed with a garlic and herb butter
March 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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It's 3am and I really need to pee and pass out but this cat refuses to move!!! When I try she just purrs and lays on my hand 😭🥹 send help
A black and white cat lays on a lap, covered by a white blanket. The cat is fast asleep, head laid over her paws.
March 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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I forgot to post my tres leche cakes!! One with and without topping✨🍓 Yes like half of it was gone before I remembered to take a pic 🤤💕
A round tree leches cake on a blue and white plate. This cake is unfrosted and has slices strawberries on top. Half of a tres leches cake on a blue and white plate. This cake is frosted with white whipped cream, and topped with sliced strawberries. A knife and spoon are resting on the plate as well.
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Todays mood. I have also seen enough 😌
A black and white cat laying tummy-up on a rainbow blanket. She covers one side of her face and eye with her paw.
February 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Today is the first day of spring in animal crossing, and it was all rainy 🥰🌧️
A screencap from Animal Crossing: New Horizons of a blonde character with a flower umbrella, a pink raincoat and yellow boots. They're sitting in a mossy area in the rain.
February 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I love character creators!! Takes me back to when I used to play dress up games literally all day long before I found point and click lmao
Pixel art from a character maker in the style of stardew valley. Character has long dark blonde hair, square pink glasses, a smile, and a black sweater style top.
February 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Every time I shower or brush my teeth I feel so accomplished tho
Tumblr screenshot chaotic-neutral-knitter posted: I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they're getting into physical fights, but in the background there's just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is "take shower" decaffynated replied to the post with an edited image as described, showing business men fighting with a large board behind them with handwritten text that reads To do: - shower
February 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I've been thinking about this little guy I saw online. Rent free in my mind
A small white seal pup plush, with round black eyes and grey dots for brows, and a grey mouth. They peek out of a cardboard box
February 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I hate nature documentaries,,. I wanted to see new animals and have fun but instead I'm watching the collapse of an ecosystem in real time
A meme picture of Hello Kitty, a white cat with a red bow, sitting on a schoolbus. Text over the image says "I HATE IT HERE"
February 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Happy #caturday !! Here's Maggie, who nestled herself under a single blanket at my feet despite being offered a whole ass bed 😌
A black and white cat lays on a bed, partially covered by a rainbow blanket with others scattered around
February 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Last nights dinner!! Enchilada soup, and leftover pita dough rolls! They tasted like pretzels somehow lmao It was super tasty though!
A large pot of red colored soup, filled with beans and corn among other enchilada fillings Five small dinner rolls on a sheet pan
February 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Took alllll day but it's done!! Homemade pita bread, tzatziki and hummus!! Yum!!!
Six pita breads cooling on a wire rack A small plastic container with hummus, drizzled with olive oil and sprinkled with paprika A small plastic container filled with fresh tzatziki, drizzled with olive oil
February 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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This was super fun, a list of some of my favorite games✨ It was hard to narrow them all down though, and just know if there's a game from a series on here, I've probably played every single other one to completion 😭
A list of games with pictures of the cover, and the names of them on right side. Assassins creed odyssey Animal crossing: new horizons Stardew valley House flipper Minecraft No man's sky Skyrim Pokemon X Super Mario odyssey Phoenix wright Ace Attorney Banjo-kazooie Hypnospace outlaw Outer wilds Thief simulator The sims Indiana jones and the great circle Civilization 6 Vampire survivors Kirby and the forgotten lands Unpacking Chants of sennaar Sherlock Holmes crimes and punishments It takes two Power wash simulator Star Wars jedi fallen order
February 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM