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That Femme Olivia
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Queer femme
Cat mom
Going to bed last night:
*puts on fast car by Tracey chapman* “here you can fall asleep to this.”
Thanks for the lullaby @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’ll never be able to ride the rails, cuz I don’t like the taste of brandy.
- @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“You know me you know I know how to scallop a potato.” @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social making homemade potato chips
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“The Donner party just could not comprehend Amtrak.”
@thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“I can’t handle the masculinity coming off of that guy… the pheromones are just.. *moans*”
I love running errands with @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“My hedge trimmers are my longest relationship.”
- @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
July 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
*rinsing rice* “they say it makes a difference!” @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social states irritatedly
July 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“One of my favorite things is men touching me.”
- @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
June 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“They call me Butch Martha Stewart” @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social making me a cake
June 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“I’m just a big fat lesbian covered in soup… doing my best.”
@thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“And if you see any ant carcasses on the floor, I left them there as a warning to the others, we’ll see if it works”
- @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social on our current ant problem
May 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
“Whose pets do you think we are?”
Don’t do this to me @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
May 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Today’s vacuum pep talk for the animals included “heyyy guys... it’s your dad…”
@thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I love being loved by a Butch Dyke. She’s making me potatoes while I eat mac and cheese? She bought me ice cream and a coffee? This is love.
@thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
May 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Today my wife assembled patio furniture so I can lay outside and sun my tits. Life is okay. Love you @thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
April 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Butches do the ribs, femmes do the mashed potatoes.”
Shit my love says.
@thatbutchdyke.bsky.social
March 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM