𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
@thatdumbmario.bsky.social
Independent portrayal of Mario from SMG4, not affiliated with Glitch Productions or Nintendo
Mun is an adult
No lewd
Written by Plush
Mun is an adult
No lewd
Written by Plush
Pinned
Reposted by 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
The idea that Mario is actually pretty smart, but he just plays dumb because that's what people know and love him for. It's something I'm debating on canonizing here
Watch the video if you want to know the details, it's pretty good
youtu.be/sQ_uABo-NXE?...
Watch the video if you want to know the details, it's pretty good
youtu.be/sQ_uABo-NXE?...
January 24, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The idea that Mario is actually pretty smart, but he just plays dumb because that's what people know and love him for. It's something I'm debating on canonizing here
Watch the video if you want to know the details, it's pretty good
youtu.be/sQ_uABo-NXE?...
Watch the video if you want to know the details, it's pretty good
youtu.be/sQ_uABo-NXE?...
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
January 24, 2026 at 11:56 AM
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Hoo-hoo, hello! It's-a me, Mario!"
January 24, 2026 at 11:55 AM
"Hoo-hoo, hello! It's-a me, Mario!"
Reposted by 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
Too late, he's freaking out now
January 24, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Too late, he's freaking out now
"Oh no... Bowser, DID THEY WIPE YOUR MEMORIES AGAIN???"
January 24, 2026 at 11:33 AM
"Oh no... Bowser, DID THEY WIPE YOUR MEMORIES AGAIN???"
A pause with a shocked face, before answering
"Hey! What's your deal with Mario!?"
"Hey! What's your deal with Mario!?"
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 AM
A pause with a shocked face, before answering
"Hey! What's your deal with Mario!?"
"Hey! What's your deal with Mario!?"
Mario kept chasing, although he was starting to slightly slow down. Remember, this guy is a fatass, and therefore if you run for long enough, you should be able to outrun him
“HAH MINOR SPELLING MISTA— W O A H”
insert Gmod mixed with 2D animation chase montage here.
insert Gmod mixed with 2D animation chase montage here.
"DON'T FUCKING FUN AWAY FROM ME!!!"
There he goes, giving chase
There he goes, giving chase
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Mario kept chasing, although he was starting to slightly slow down. Remember, this guy is a fatass, and therefore if you run for long enough, you should be able to outrun him
Reposted by 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
I am the warrior you’ve heard of in legends.
Pure of heart and awakened by fury. That’s what I am.
𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐘𝐀𝐍, 𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐊𝐔‼️‼️‼️
Pure of heart and awakened by fury. That’s what I am.
𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐘𝐀𝐍, 𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐊𝐔‼️‼️‼️
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I am the warrior you’ve heard of in legends.
Pure of heart and awakened by fury. That’s what I am.
𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐘𝐀𝐍, 𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐊𝐔‼️‼️‼️
Pure of heart and awakened by fury. That’s what I am.
𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐘𝐀𝐍, 𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐊𝐔‼️‼️‼️
Reposted by 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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H-huh!? W-what happened!?
T-this place is… new…
I’m sure it’s fine!
I’m just excited to be here!
T-this place is… new…
I’m sure it’s fine!
I’m just excited to be here!
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
H-huh!? W-what happened!?
T-this place is… new…
I’m sure it’s fine!
I’m just excited to be here!
T-this place is… new…
I’m sure it’s fine!
I’m just excited to be here!
"hmm... Oh!"
Mario proceeds to whip out a pair of sunglasses
"Maybe your horse sensed how cool and awesome Mario is!"
Mario proceeds to whip out a pair of sunglasses
"Maybe your horse sensed how cool and awesome Mario is!"
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"hmm... Oh!"
Mario proceeds to whip out a pair of sunglasses
"Maybe your horse sensed how cool and awesome Mario is!"
Mario proceeds to whip out a pair of sunglasses
"Maybe your horse sensed how cool and awesome Mario is!"
"DON'T FUCKING FUN AWAY FROM ME!!!"
There he goes, giving chase
There he goes, giving chase
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
"DON'T FUCKING FUN AWAY FROM ME!!!"
There he goes, giving chase
There he goes, giving chase
Mario would feel insulted by the comment, turning to the cloaked man
"Hey! Mario's not garbage!"
"Hey! Mario's not garbage!"
January 24, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Mario would feel insulted by the comment, turning to the cloaked man
"Hey! Mario's not garbage!"
"Hey! Mario's not garbage!"
"NOBODY INSULTS SPAGHETTI!!!"
Mario's officially lost the plot by this point
Mario's officially lost the plot by this point
“GAH—“
Jumping away and ducking behind an impossibly short rock.
“THE HELL’S YOUR PROBLEM?!”
Jumping away and ducking behind an impossibly short rock.
“THE HELL’S YOUR PROBLEM?!”
"RAAAAGH"
Mario's positively FURIOUS at the remark, spazzing out in classic SMG4 fashion. He then pulls out the WALUIGI LAUNCHER, aiming and firing it
Mario's positively FURIOUS at the remark, spazzing out in classic SMG4 fashion. He then pulls out the WALUIGI LAUNCHER, aiming and firing it
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"NOBODY INSULTS SPAGHETTI!!!"
Mario's officially lost the plot by this point
Mario's officially lost the plot by this point
"oh boy! The McDonald's that lady pointed me to was great! Mario's full and satisfied!"
"...I don't get why people were screaming and running though, what was their problem?"
"...I don't get why people were screaming and running though, what was their problem?"
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"oh boy! The McDonald's that lady pointed me to was great! Mario's full and satisfied!"
"...I don't get why people were screaming and running though, what was their problem?"
"...I don't get why people were screaming and running though, what was their problem?"
"RAAAAGH"
Mario's positively FURIOUS at the remark, spazzing out in classic SMG4 fashion. He then pulls out the WALUIGI LAUNCHER, aiming and firing it
Mario's positively FURIOUS at the remark, spazzing out in classic SMG4 fashion. He then pulls out the WALUIGI LAUNCHER, aiming and firing it
“What, can’t take criticism? What a manchild.”
“………..”
Give em a minute.
“…Wait—“
“………..”
Give em a minute.
“…Wait—“
Uh oh. I don't think you should've said that. Cue a thousand yard stare from the plumber
"...what"
"...what"
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
"RAAAAGH"
Mario's positively FURIOUS at the remark, spazzing out in classic SMG4 fashion. He then pulls out the WALUIGI LAUNCHER, aiming and firing it
Mario's positively FURIOUS at the remark, spazzing out in classic SMG4 fashion. He then pulls out the WALUIGI LAUNCHER, aiming and firing it
Mario's looking up at the horse, shaking a little from fear
"Uh... Hello?"
"Uh... Hello?"
January 24, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Mario's looking up at the horse, shaking a little from fear
"Uh... Hello?"
"Uh... Hello?"
Mario's looking up at the horse, shaking a little from fear
"Uh... Hello?"
"Uh... Hello?"
January 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Mario's looking up at the horse, shaking a little from fear
"Uh... Hello?"
"Uh... Hello?"
A few seconds of silence...
Suddenly, he poses
"Hello! It's-a me, Mario!"
Suddenly, he poses
"Hello! It's-a me, Mario!"
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
A few seconds of silence...
Suddenly, he poses
"Hello! It's-a me, Mario!"
Suddenly, he poses
"Hello! It's-a me, Mario!"
"Hmm..."
"...I don't think so, that's a good idea! I'll try that next time!!!"
"...I don't think so, that's a good idea! I'll try that next time!!!"
January 24, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"Hmm..."
"...I don't think so, that's a good idea! I'll try that next time!!!"
"...I don't think so, that's a good idea! I'll try that next time!!!"
Uh oh. I don't think you should've said that. Cue a thousand yard stare from the plumber
"...what"
"...what"
“I know, I’m hilarious! The fourth wall is nonexistent when i’m around!”
“Ain’t that right my lovely viewers and readers?”
Finger guns towards the screen. Cocky bitch.
“Also, spaghetti sucks. I’m more of a lasagna lad, myself.”
“Ain’t that right my lovely viewers and readers?”
Finger guns towards the screen. Cocky bitch.
“Also, spaghetti sucks. I’m more of a lasagna lad, myself.”
Mario also looks down at the caption, before looking forward again
"Oh, haha, really funny!"
"Oh, haha, really funny!"
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Uh oh. I don't think you should've said that. Cue a thousand yard stare from the plumber
"...what"
"...what"
Of course, there's no data, as Mario isn't a Pokemon
This was enough to get Mario's attention however, as he stopped walking, looking at the pair with his signature derp eyed stare
This was enough to get Mario's attention however, as he stopped walking, looking at the pair with his signature derp eyed stare
January 24, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Of course, there's no data, as Mario isn't a Pokemon
This was enough to get Mario's attention however, as he stopped walking, looking at the pair with his signature derp eyed stare
This was enough to get Mario's attention however, as he stopped walking, looking at the pair with his signature derp eyed stare
Reposted by 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!
// an attempt at a PERMANENT pinned!
// indie portrayal of my OC, Edd! He will probably never tell you his last name.
// indie portrayal of my OC, Edd! He will probably never tell you his last name.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
// an attempt at a PERMANENT pinned!
// indie portrayal of my OC, Edd! He will probably never tell you his last name.
// indie portrayal of my OC, Edd! He will probably never tell you his last name.