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Gatekeeper
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
September 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Venom, within what time frame will I visit my girlfriend?
September 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Riddle: what is the correlation between these two?
July 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you take all the consonants and line them up with the reverse, you’ll see that B and Z are on exact opposite sides of the alphabet. Same with L and P

Replace B/Z and L/P in Labubu…
July 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
July 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cruise
June 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
3 minutes apart
May 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
(if you wanna catch a)
Pike throw in a donut
(it)
Might go in the corner
(and)
Hide showing to no one
I’m hoping it won’t budge
(because if it)
Bites, it goes in the tow truck
May 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
roses are red, a dying mouse is somebody’s breakfast, (so be great fun that isn’t you…)

“I’m Out!” 1.3 seconds
May 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
May 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“what makes you feel you have any
Say in a problem
your posts are
dogshit, lame, and awful”
Well, if you didn’t fucking ignore my clever posts you would see that
I’m the greatest and the smartest
I survey the twitter game like
Dr. Dre in “The Watcher”
May 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
April 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Consistently using “they say I talk too much real shit”
April 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Why is he doing that⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
April 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
March 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I already put it on my twitter but whatever
March 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
March 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
March 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Putting this somewhere right now because I know yall won’t believe me

I posted this on my twitter and im gonna see if yall call me corny and unfunny for a joke that, if someone else made it, yall would laugh it up
March 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Loved this dynamic when I saw it
March 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
February 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
February 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM