Dan
@thatdamnqa.bsky.social
Software tester. Autistic. General nerd. he/him
Considering buying buttheresnowaymytestdatawillenduponprod.com with a blog of these kind of examples, and making it mandatory reading for new members of my team
I’m only half joking
I’m only half joking
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Considering buying buttheresnowaymytestdatawillenduponprod.com with a blog of these kind of examples, and making it mandatory reading for new members of my team
I’m only half joking
I’m only half joking
Trebuchet, catapult, and human cannon?
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Trebuchet, catapult, and human cannon?
[Adult joke blocked for readers in the UK due to new internet safety laws]
July 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
[Adult joke blocked for readers in the UK due to new internet safety laws]
I guess it depends how strong the curry you ate last night is
July 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I guess it depends how strong the curry you ate last night is
This is what happens when you allow a QA engineer to name an episode of Squid Game
July 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is what happens when you allow a QA engineer to name an episode of Squid Game
I really want to get over my rollercoaster fear, I hear that Thirteen isn’t so bad maybe I’ll try tha…
..oH nO iTs cLoSeD 😏
..oH nO iTs cLoSeD 😏
June 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I really want to get over my rollercoaster fear, I hear that Thirteen isn’t so bad maybe I’ll try tha…
..oH nO iTs cLoSeD 😏
..oH nO iTs cLoSeD 😏
Realised I accidentally cropped the posting date from the tweet (but it’s in the alt text)
Heres the proof!
(I would send you the link but ya know…)
Heres the proof!
(I would send you the link but ya know…)
April 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Realised I accidentally cropped the posting date from the tweet (but it’s in the alt text)
Heres the proof!
(I would send you the link but ya know…)
Heres the proof!
(I would send you the link but ya know…)
You’re welcome, Netflix
April 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You’re welcome, Netflix
This afternoon I finally plucked up the courage to ride Runaway Mine Train and I loved it
I’m so sorry, everyone
I’m so sorry, everyone
April 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This afternoon I finally plucked up the courage to ride Runaway Mine Train and I loved it
I’m so sorry, everyone
I’m so sorry, everyone
Not gonna lie, I’d prefer not to receive them, British Gas
March 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Not gonna lie, I’d prefer not to receive them, British Gas
Do you ever think politicians never got to have a dressing up box as children so they’re making up for it now?
February 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Do you ever think politicians never got to have a dressing up box as children so they’re making up for it now?
A few years ago I had an expired card and a few pipe cleaners lying around, so behold my home made Hot Chip!
February 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A few years ago I had an expired card and a few pipe cleaners lying around, so behold my home made Hot Chip!
I mean, she’s not wrong
December 12, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I mean, she’s not wrong
Sadly, the Alan Partridge joke has already been done
December 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Sadly, the Alan Partridge joke has already been done
Related to my last couple of toots I fell down a rabbit hole and sometimes I just fucking love Wikipedia
November 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Related to my last couple of toots I fell down a rabbit hole and sometimes I just fucking love Wikipedia
Yeah, having them on a Sunday seems an odd choice
Thankfully, this little sweetie is totally cool with them
(Photo not from tonight but it may as well be)
Thankfully, this little sweetie is totally cool with them
(Photo not from tonight but it may as well be)
November 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Yeah, having them on a Sunday seems an odd choice
Thankfully, this little sweetie is totally cool with them
(Photo not from tonight but it may as well be)
Thankfully, this little sweetie is totally cool with them
(Photo not from tonight but it may as well be)
“But what if the massive fire isn’t atmospheric enough?”
“Smoke machine”
“Sorry..?”
“Smoke machine.”
(At Fawkes Festival, Edinburgh)
“Smoke machine”
“Sorry..?”
“Smoke machine.”
(At Fawkes Festival, Edinburgh)
November 3, 2024 at 6:17 PM
“But what if the massive fire isn’t atmospheric enough?”
“Smoke machine”
“Sorry..?”
“Smoke machine.”
(At Fawkes Festival, Edinburgh)
“Smoke machine”
“Sorry..?”
“Smoke machine.”
(At Fawkes Festival, Edinburgh)
Can’t help myself. I’m not in work tomorrow I can do a re-ride with a 15 minute queue time… #hex #altontowers
October 29, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Can’t help myself. I’m not in work tomorrow I can do a re-ride with a 15 minute queue time… #hex #altontowers
She looks good in orange
October 12, 2024 at 8:15 PM
She looks good in orange
Found the water pistol ride at Alton towers
September 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Found the water pistol ride at Alton towers
Tell me you’re autistic without telling me you’re autistic
(Seriously, grouping my shopping list in order of aidl me number, in order I pass each aisle, has improved my weekly trip so much)
(Seriously, grouping my shopping list in order of aidl me number, in order I pass each aisle, has improved my weekly trip so much)
September 7, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Tell me you’re autistic without telling me you’re autistic
(Seriously, grouping my shopping list in order of aidl me number, in order I pass each aisle, has improved my weekly trip so much)
(Seriously, grouping my shopping list in order of aidl me number, in order I pass each aisle, has improved my weekly trip so much)