Do you get light headed when you get hard because all the blood in your body is being taken by your cock?

I have that problem sometimes

Ain't gonna lie though if he ever stops being a cop I call dibs first

Im suckin the meat off that bone 🥴

Im happy my Thanksgiving is gonna be rather small for that reason

Our prime export

The only thing Miami Vice got right was the drugs

omw

Rub away every part of my body is fair game

Hello I am hairiest lizard

I would rather shovel sidewalks than shovel up the remains of my apartment.

Done that enough for a lifetime

Also using snow as a reason not to move from Florida is so dumb lmfao.

Yeah blizzards exist, Im aware. But y'all ever deal with the uncertainty if a hurricane will finally be the one that levels your home?

I have, and in fact I did lose a home to a hurricane.

So blizzards don't scare me lol

It's landfill filler really